What was the best gift you gave someone for xmas?
 

I gave someone a flesh light :Graucho :thumbsup

I got my feonce a new washer and dryer!

A dildo to my wife

a pair of socks

Donation to the make a wish foundation for children.
WG

your "mojo" doesn't work?
:(

a vacation to my parents

Where did you send them?
You know your father gonna stick his cock in your mom's pussy don't you? can you imagine that? :Graucho

a childhood toy to a girl that always wanted one but never got one


3 months later we broke up.

Well I got a full length chinchilla coat this year, from my b/f.


:glugglug

bf? i thought... oh nevermind :winkwink:

You know Turboface is my b/f!

:winkwink:

i know.. i just thought it was.... oh nevermind :winkwink:

I once gave my girlfriend an orgasm. I thought it musta been God helping me out coz I couldn't afford a good Xmas gift. She treasured it for a whole 4 seconds.

A court summons :winkwink:

got my mom a car

I'm going to get you a dictionary :Graucho

j/k. :winkwink:

my brother just got his realtor's licence so I'm building a nice website for him for xmas...

not really "the best" but he'll dig it