Why Trick Is Better Than Sex?
 

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

1. You can do the whole neighborhood.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
10.You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

nice try... :)

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

I can do that with sex anyway :glugglug

haha, right...

Top 10 reasons sex is better than school:


10. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet.

9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs, etc. School just sucks.

8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger.

7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.

6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink.

5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of most stress.

4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.

3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.

2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.

And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is:

1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you regardless.