Alicia Witt on the Sopranos
 

So I didn't see the Sopranos when it first came on the air some I've been watching the box sets on DVD. Why the fuck does that little guido get to fuck the woman of my dreams? It's make believe and I'm still pissed off that she's fucking that dork and not me. I'm only an 1/8th Italian and I'd make a better gangster than that little pissant.