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BradShaw 12-20-2003 07:57 PM

Amp, I will pay your way to vegas...
 
..........if you will work my booth daily for an hour, and allow webmasters to graffiti your body with permanent markers and throw kosher salami at your bare ass.

I can sense you are in need of a helping hand, and I am here to assist you. This is a genuine offer. If there are no flights, I will send a top of the line Cesna.

Space Puppy 12-20-2003 07:58 PM

whatever

Juicy D. Links 12-20-2003 07:58 PM

And in this corner we have.............

Pipecrew 12-20-2003 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
And in this corner we have.............
I was just about to say that, should get interesting :)

Sosa 12-20-2003 08:04 PM

Yay, Saturday night fights!

Lets get it on!

OzMan 12-20-2003 08:05 PM

I don't know what to post right now.
Could we make an exception to the 5 minute edit rule as I will think of something funny probably in about an hour or so?

:glugglug

pussyluver 12-20-2003 08:06 PM

send me $2K to go and I'll work your both 3 hours a day and say nice things about you. No sexual favors :-)

Let me know if ya need that paypal address.

Pete 12-20-2003 08:06 PM

I'm popping the pop corn

irishfury 12-20-2003 08:09 PM

Nothing like sat night gfy drama :glugglug

bogo 12-20-2003 08:10 PM

:sleep :sleep

69pornlinks 12-20-2003 08:10 PM

:glugglug

pussyluver 12-20-2003 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pussyluver
send me $2K to go and I'll work your both 3 hours a day and say nice things about you. No sexual favors :-)

Let me know if ya need that paypal address.

Have trade show experience too! Have my own jet, so need for the Cesna.

X37375787 12-20-2003 08:11 PM

Brad, sorry to inform you, but after yesterday's drunk rampage and 0wnage on GFY, Amp's passed out in a corner of his house in paradise. A body can only take a certain amount of abuse, ya know.

Or maybe he electrocuted himself fixing some broken appliance, who knows...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-20-2003 08:12 PM

PussyLov3r-But is the Kosher Salami OK?

KMR Stitch 12-20-2003 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
..........if you will work my booth daily for an hour, and allow webmasters to graffiti your body with permanent markers and throw kosher salami at your bare ass.

I can sense you are in need of a helping hand, and I am here to assist you. This is a genuine offer. If there are no flights, I will send a top of the line Cesna.

Pay me 30k and I will do it :thumbsup

pussyluver 12-20-2003 08:14 PM

On a serious not. If someone will pay the $2K, I'll do both duty. Otherwise, see ya all in Atlanta.

On with the drama...

pussyluver 12-20-2003 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pussyluver
On a serious note. If someone will pay the $2K, I'll do both duty. Otherwise, see ya all in Atlanta.

On with the drama...


pussyluver 12-20-2003 08:16 PM

Well fuck! Don't drink and post!

Brujah 12-20-2003 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlienQ
PussyLov3r-But is the Kosher Salami OK?
http://www.webart.hr/matakovic/Kosher.gif

MetaMan 12-20-2003 08:17 PM

internet fights r funny, because like the nerds from high school can act cool. and like shout at eachother and stuff.

Superterrorizer 12-20-2003 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
Brad, sorry to inform you, but after yesterday's drunk rampage and 0wnage on GFY, Amp's passed out in a corner of his house in paradise. A body can only take a certain amount of abuse, ya know.

Or maybe he electrocuted himself fixing some broken appliance, who knows...

http://sponsorhostedgalleries.com/mitred.jpg

As you can see, he's not passed out, he's out in the shop working with his saw.

BradShaw 12-20-2003 08:40 PM

Oh, amp had another melt down yesterday and lens put him in the corner for a day? Sorry I missed it all, my high speed was down at my lake house, and could not get much done on dial-up. Can I get cliff notes version.

$5 submissions 12-20-2003 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
..........If there are no flights, I will send a top of the line Cesna.
OUCH! A cesna from Hawaii? Dude, are you trying to kill AMP? LOL! I don't a Cesna can make it that far. Definitely a Lear jet or a Gulf Stream but a Cesna?

Carrie 12-20-2003 08:46 PM

I didn't see it either, but based on past lame drama I suspect it went something like this...

Amp: I'm going to start a thread declaring how I don't give a shit what anyone thinks and how everyone is a loser.

Everyone else: Shut the fuck up, idiot.

Amp: You all responded to me, I own you all.

Everyone else: Here we go again. Yawn.

Amp: That's it! You're all banned! Cheers, motherfuckers!

Amp then starts a second, third, and fourth set of posts claiming how his eyes have been "opened" by some unnamed person's actions, and he doesn't trust anyone, and he's just a victim, and his bannings were righteous. Feel sorry for him. Whine whine. Oh, and if anyone disagrees with him, they'll get banned too.

Everyone else: Stop editing your posts, loser.

Amp: The rest of you are all banned too!

That's usually how it goes... why should it be any different this time?

digifan 12-20-2003 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Superterrorizer


http://sponsorhostedgalleries.com/mitred.jpg

As you can see, he's not passed out, he's out in the shop working with his saw.

This "artwork" is not even funny.

lEricPl 12-20-2003 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie
I didn't see it either, but based on past lame drama I suspect it went something like this...

Amp: I'm going to start a thread declaring how I don't give a shit what anyone thinks and how everyone is a loser.

Everyone else: Shut the fuck up, idiot.

Amp: You all responded to me, I own you all.

Everyone else: Here we go again. Yawn.

Amp: That's it! You're all banned! Cheers, motherfuckers!

Amp then starts a second, third, and fourth set of posts claiming how his eyes have been "opened" by some unnamed person's actions, and he doesn't trust anyone, and he's just a victim, and his bannings were righteous. Feel sorry for him. Whine whine. Oh, and if anyone disagrees with him, they'll get banned too.

Everyone else: Stop editing your posts, loser.

Amp: The rest of you are all banned too!

That's usually how it goes... why should it be any different this time?

You have it pegged.

Superterrorizer 12-20-2003 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by digifan


This "artwork" is not even funny.

I beg to differ. I laughed so fucking hard I had a little wet spot of piss on my underpants.

Gemini 12-20-2003 09:01 PM

Carrie is cheating! She knows the exact details so she must have cheated and read it all!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 12-20-2003 09:02 PM

I am so hot

$5 submissions 12-20-2003 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I am so hot
You're not just looks, bro, you also have an awesome brain!
see http://www.juicylinks.com/blog/archives/000020.html Kudos!

Honeyslut 12-20-2003 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
Brad, sorry to inform you, but after yesterday's drunk rampage and 0wnage on GFY, Amp's passed out in a corner of his house in paradise. A body can only take a certain amount of abuse, ya know.

Or maybe he electrocuted himself fixing some broken appliance, who knows...

What threads ?

$5 submissions 12-20-2003 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut


What threads ?

LOL

BradShaw 12-20-2003 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie
I didn't see it either, but based on past lame drama I suspect it went something like this...

Amp: I'm going to start a thread declaring how I don't give a shit what anyone thinks and how everyone is a loser.

Everyone else: Shut the fuck up, idiot.

Amp: You all responded to me, I own you all.

Everyone else: Here we go again. Yawn.

Amp: That's it! You're all banned! Cheers, motherfuckers!

Amp then starts a second, third, and fourth set of posts claiming how his eyes have been "opened" by some unnamed person's actions, and he doesn't trust anyone, and he's just a victim, and his bannings were righteous. Feel sorry for him. Whine whine. Oh, and if anyone disagrees with him, they'll get banned too.

Everyone else: Stop editing your posts, loser.

Amp: The rest of you are all banned too!

That's usually how it goes... why should it be any different this time?


Sounds like someones lithum ran out. Or his lady hid it so he would be on GFY all night while she went shopping.

X37375787 12-20-2003 11:02 PM

Need threads?

Let's see.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=211222
Amp ownes Chodadog.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=211166
This is the thread that set off yesterday's rampage.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=211211
Amp owning pretty much everyone.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=211200
My very own 0wnage thread. Amp gave it to me good.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=211225
Some more of Amp's spew.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=211197
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=211198
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=211199
My personal favorites. Amp creating three threads about quiet and locking them after a few minutes.


Those were Amp's quality contributions to this fine board. Alcohol and a ego are a bitch, especially when both get to play at the same time.

Enjoy reading.

MetaMan 12-20-2003 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox [/B]
stfu u own no one, u r a freagin sales rep

EZRhino 12-20-2003 11:09 PM

Lovin the drama

Gemini 12-20-2003 11:09 PM

Behave when you don't know what you're talking about Meta. :Graucho

JDog 12-20-2003 11:11 PM

Saturday night is a good night for fighting! :1orglaugh

jDoG

baddog 12-20-2003 11:11 PM

just grabbing a prime seat . . . . . BTW, is there a Cessna that can make it to Hawaii?

Sosa 12-20-2003 11:11 PM

where the hell is the comeback from amp?
Thought we would have some drama tonight heh.

 Smokey The Bear  12-21-2003 05:16 AM

-*- Bump out of the pit.

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