Ass Licking!!!......WHAT??!?
 

YEah I'm a newbie on here...but where else to talk about topics such as ass licking like here @ GFY. I am a pro pilot and needless to say the forums dedicated to that profession are well........dry and square.

So last night went out with some of my boy's and this little tighty-hottie that I have been......meeting in a casual basis around the local scene (stalking) decides she likes it a little......RoUgH, if you will.

The RoughSter closes the deal and long story short blah blah blah yada yada yada......during 69......SHE STARTS LICKING MY ASS!!! Not just the casual stroke of the tongue....I mean full out jaw locked open, tip to root of the tongue LAPPING my starfish!!!!
Not expecting it she then procedes to poke my starfish with her tongue and with a jerk reation.....I shit in her face!! It was only a little piece but fuck did it stink. Well that was the end of that romance because she freaked out!! I mean I was scared that someone thought I was hitting her or something because she was out of control. Later she calmed down. But all I could think of was this poor girl LOL and the shear panic in her voice when Hot mexican Taco poked out!! Buah HAHAHA!

So now what do I do. I live in a town of 7500 people and a lot of them know me.....and her. What do I do?:helpme

roflmao

I hope you are fucking kidding lol.

uh yeah. you are for real.

Usally a fart gets them off in a hurry :1orglaugh

hahahahahahaha!

keep going!

hahahahaha.....now that is a funny story:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Guys quit fucking around....I really need help what the fuck do I do here?!?!? (1/2 smirking 1/2 serious)
common!

I live in this small town and I am here for at least 2 more years. By this time its all around town now..Im fucked!!!:helpme

you never know, you may start getting a whole different type of attention...

after you shit on her face you are supposed to smush your foot into it like this:

http://www.e-t-r.net/video/shit.eaters/006.scat.jpg

Take a dump before you have sex :glugglug

Good christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Something seems a little off with this story. Somehow I don't believe you somehow lost control and shit in her face. Seems a little far-fetched. I mean, how the hell do you "lose control" when someone sticks their tongue in your asshole?

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What a story...

... amazing what goes through your mind when bashing the snake.

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ROFL

Oh, and one more thing....if someone "accidentally" (too funny) shit on your face, would you go around telling people?

The nickname shitface wouldnt be one I'd want to carry around.

a "little" off? lol.

its impossible. the spinchter tightens up when the dick is aroused. unless this guy is 80 years old it just wouldnt happen.

Like this

http://iwannacum.com/g4.jpg

shit on her chest next time then hump her stomach like a sperm whale in heat

...Dude....is stuffing anythng in a guys ass normal to you?

good luck with all then....:thumbsup

This thread has gone horribly, horribly wrong...

Thats funny as hell! I dont believe it but its still funny... :1orglaugh

grrr:throwup

damn. how come they don't put threads like these in the adult beat newletter?

yup.

SICK...Very SICK!!

UMMMM

DONT KISS HER!

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Ive seen this a million times before but I swear I can see a word formed from that flying shit. I see the "R" cant make out the rest of it. :1orglaugh

it does almost look like a word. i almost was going to ps it into go fuck yourself, but that would be too much work in ps.

OMIGOD!!! I haven't laugh so hard since I was shooting this girl for www.asslickers.com and she kept letting out HUGE Farts & Queefs all day long. I'm sure that EB has that pooper blooper on tape. Dish it out buddy.

PS - this can't be real or she would not have been shocked if she was into this fetish. But, LMFAO anyways.

Muahahhaahhahahaa
now tell us you were kidding please
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Good Times lol

That what digital camcorder are for....If you would have got that on tape....It would have been worth its weight in gold lol

This thread is fantastic! :1orglaugh

U shoulda just kept shitting man, i mean fuck it, one little turd or a fucking shitbomb...

either way you shit on her face may as well get a little OWNED in there....



FF!

This is what I was talking about...should just OWNED her after the first little nugget!

http://www.cigarettesandsex.com/shit2.jpg

And this is just odd....

http://www.cigarettesandsex.com/shit.jpg


I'm happy to have made u almost vomit on your keyboard! Happy Saturday!



FF:thumbsup

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oh god.

Yep I remember, that I was there! What was funny was the horrified look on her face when she stood up, after getting her salad tossed for about 1/2 hour, and let out the longest and loudest queef I have ever heard! That fucking chick was doing that shit all day long. I don't think they were farts though, I didn't smell anything.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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