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NoCarrier 12-19-2003 05:58 AM
This is what happens when your paysite designer doesn't speak english! HAHAHHAAH
 
http://www.eroticnymphets.com/

This has to be the funniest paysite ever! :1orglaugh

http://www.eroticnymphets.com/images/t2.gif

http://www.eroticnymphets.com/images/t1.gif

http://www.eroticnymphets.com/images/t3.gif
http://www.eroticnymphets.com/images/t4.gif

Oracle Porn 12-19-2003 06:00 AM
:1orglaugh

NoCarrier 12-19-2003 06:01 AM
:1orglaugh

http://www.eroticnymphets.com/images/join_11.jpg

steve_grogan 12-19-2003 06:03 AM
http://biblequiz.kconline.com/retard.jpg

stocktrader23 12-19-2003 06:04 AM
I bet it converts.

xxxoutsourcing 12-19-2003 06:07 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by stocktrader23
I bet it converts.
:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Totally agree, i bet it does better....

eroswebmaster 12-19-2003 06:09 AM
I love how they "host a lubricated dildo."

johnbosh 12-19-2003 06:10 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by steve_grogan
http://biblequiz.kconline.com/retard.jpg
:1orglaugh

Pete 12-19-2003 06:16 AM
The site looks ok, the guy just needs to learn how to write in english. :1orglaugh

Gemini 12-19-2003 06:24 AM
I've seen worse... lol. Thats one of the things I do... clean up third world English for designers and webmasters themselves. ;-)p It can be very interesting. English verbage and such are way out of whack with most other languages.

evildick 12-19-2003 06:30 AM
That sounds like it was done by the same guy who sends me free site submission all the time.

Here's one I received this morning:

"Such different and changeable Kerry Marie with big tits always tempts with the attractive nakedness"

OzMan 12-19-2003 06:35 AM
Looks like they may have used some translation software.
I've seen some hilarious Japanese sites in Engrish like that :glugglug

SR 12-19-2003 06:37 AM
:1orglaugh

HarlotCash Dyker 12-19-2003 06:37 AM
I think the design itself will sell -
Hopefully he did everything in psd and can change the text to something a little more understandable -

Raf1 12-19-2003 06:40 AM
This site was shown on GFY a while ago. The design is quite good actually, they just have to change the text.

stocktrader23 12-19-2003 06:43 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Raf1
This site was shown on GFY a while ago. The design is quite good actually, they just have to change the text.
I really think it will convert better as is. It catches you off gaurd. I'd like to see a comparison of before and after a change.

klik 12-19-2003 06:46 AM
omfg that is the funniest thing i've ever seen

jennym 12-19-2003 06:52 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by evildick
That sounds like it was done by the same guy who sends me free site submission all the time.

Here's one I received this morning:

"Such different and changeable Kerry Marie with big tits always tempts with the attractive nakedness"
OMG, that was the same thought I had when I first read that!!:1orglaugh

Could your submitters name be a "large grey land mammal"??

Head 12-19-2003 06:56 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by evildick
That sounds like it was done by the same guy who sends me free site submission all the time.

Here's one I received this morning:

"Such different and changeable Kerry Marie with big tits always tempts with the attractive nakedness"
French?

SpacemanSpiff 12-19-2003 06:57 AM
Confused and thoughtful, my actions is to ponder on the sourcefullness of your amusements regarding this paying site. :Graucho

Head 12-19-2003 06:57 AM
It gives the sites a more European flavor! :Graucho

NoCarrier 12-19-2003 06:59 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Head
It gives the sites a more European flavor! :Graucho
Yeah.. Surfers will love it! Especially when they will receive the e-mail to confirm the cancel request.

"Surfer you exited paysite we will charge your money so don't leave you can't exit this cash".

Raf1 12-19-2003 07:02 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by stocktrader23


I really think it will convert better as is. It catches you off gaurd. I'd like to see a comparison of before and after a change.
Maybe:)
However I think a lot of European users (non english) might not notice the mistakes.

chodadog 12-19-2003 07:07 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Head
It gives the sites a more Retarded flavor! :Graucho

SpacemanSpiff 12-19-2003 07:09 AM
Quote:
"Surfer you exited paysite we will charge your money so don't leave you can't exit this cash".
:)

I am standing here beside myself.

reynold 12-19-2003 07:11 AM
This is definitely through the use of babelfish or other autotranslating tool.

Tipsy 12-19-2003 07:12 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Raf1


Maybe:)
However I think a lot of European users (non english) might not notice the mistakes.
? :helpme

NoCarrier 12-19-2003 07:21 AM
At least the surfer has nice options if he wants to join.

http://www.eroticnymphets.com/join.php

$22,95 for 30 days membership

or

$24,95 for 30 days membership


:1orglaugh

evildick 12-19-2003 08:15 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by jennym


OMG, that was the same thought I had when I first read that!!:1orglaugh

Could your submitters name be a "large grey land mammal"??
Haha! Yup, that's him! He goes by Elefant. (his spelling, not mine)

He makes nice free sites though.

:1orglaugh

brand0n 12-19-2003 08:21 AM
engrish mother fucker

Martin 12-19-2003 08:25 AM
I joined for the $24,95 option. Seems like a good deaal.

Lensman 12-19-2003 08:25 AM
Funny as hell, and one hell of nice design.

LadyMischief 12-19-2003 08:39 AM
Bwahahhahaha yeah that text is hilarious! The Design is pretty nice, but for you non-english designers.. if you aren't sure, why not ask someone? :P

InsaneGreen 12-19-2003 08:44 AM
thats a very nice design... im curious as to who made it.. with english that bad hes probably easy as shit to talk down in price.:1orglaugh

porn-translations 12-19-2003 09:51 AM
Guess that explains why you shouldn't work with unprofessional translation companies working from their kitchen.

JFK 12-19-2003 09:52 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff
Confused and thoughtful, my actions is to ponder on the sourcefullness of your amusements regarding this paying site. :Graucho
he he he :thumbsup

bogo 12-19-2003 09:54 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yoni 12-19-2003 11:03 AM
I design for russians as well and I have to correct mistakes each time :BangBang:

rowan 12-19-2003 11:09 AM
"SEE THIS GIRLS PLAYING A DANGEROUS GAME - KISSING, FINGERING SELF MATES ASSES AND EXAMINING WHAT COMING OUT OF IT! ... JOIN NOW"

"....THEY ARE LED THE ROAD OF PLEASURE AND AROUSAL AND THEN HOST A LUBRICATED DILDO DEEP IN THE VAGINA - AND WE EVEN DO NOT EXCEPT SOME COMPULSION AT THIS POINT! ... JOIN NOW"

Rictor 12-19-2003 11:38 AM
That text gets me horny. I need to have them design my next paysite.

JackRoyal 12-19-2003 03:06 PM
(from the site's homepage)
Quote:
f you are under 21 years of age or if it is illegal to view adult material in your community please leave now.
We can't be held responsible for your actions. We are not acting in any way to send you this information;
you are choosing to receive it! Continuing further means that you understand and accept
responsibility for your own actions, thus releasing the creators of this web page and our service provider from all liability.

All models that appear on this website were 18 years or older at the time the material was created.

All images on this web site are fully in compliance with the USA (as that term is defined in 18 USC section 2257)
and European law on the subject.
However, the fine print at the bottom is in sweet 100% American legalese.

daviden 12-21-2003 11:18 AM
ppl plz help me fix mistakes

KaLi 12-21-2003 11:22 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by daviden
ppl plz help me fix mistakes
OMG :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


For a small fee, Ill do it for you. Seriously. :thumbsup

Lickshots 12-21-2003 11:31 AM
po thang. :1orglaugh

Niko 12-21-2003 11:42 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by JackRoyal
However, the fine print at the bottom is in sweet 100% American legalese.
It's obviously copied from some other site

tootie 12-21-2003 11:43 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by InsaneGreen
thats a very nice design... im curious as to who made it.. with english that bad hes probably easy as shit to talk down in price.:1orglaugh
Just get the PSDs and fix the text yourself :winkwink:

Shoehorn! 12-21-2003 12:33 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

daviden 12-21-2003 12:59 PM
i don't know what kind of texts i need fix/
stupid designer -*( :(

Pad 12-21-2003 01:03 PM
HOT LAYOUT :thumbsup

that's real catchy, it will definately convert good

http://www.eroticnymphets.com/images/index_01.jpg
WHOO LOOK AT THAT LITTLEBITCH

- Jesus Christ - 12-21-2003 01:05 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by daviden
i don't know what kind of texts i need fix/
stupid designer -*( :(
Dude leave it.... I guarentee it will convert better. :2 cents:


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