Another Roach died
 

what the fuck?? That makes 4 in the past two weeks. I don't understand. I just moved them to a warmer part of the house, and increased their heating, and humidity. I hope that works.

If anyone still wants to get me somethig for christmas, I have a great last minute idea (aside from the 9.5 Red high top converse) you can get me 50 more roaches, for only $25.00

Thanks

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LMFAO!

:1orglaugh

I usually step on those damn things

lol

y the fuck you keeping roaches?

those are those nasty fuckers they make people eat on fear factor

Had two fat fuckers flying around in my bedroom last night!
Fucking hate when they fly, have to wait for them to sit down to kill them...

1) I'm not kidding
2) why would you step on them?
3) I keep my roaches in a tank, so what! At least I don't let them run around my house wild like you do.
4) The are madagascar Hissing Cock Roaches, they don't fly because they don't have wings. And the sleep most of the time.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Solution:

http://www.willamowius.de/images/badminton.gif

Shouldn't step on them. That's how they spead their eggs! :BangBang:

Damn it, now what do I do?
Don't want to use poision, because it fucking smells...

toach?

The poison is only a temporary solution. Roaches can reproduce extremely fast and in doing so change their DNA to become immune to posions.
Here is a fact about German roaches:

Females produce one egg capsule every 3-4 weeks. Each capsule contains 25-45 eggs. The female will carry the egg capsule with her until it is ready to hatch. The young(nymphs) will be able to breed in as little as 36 days.


1 roach can have 30 babies a month, assuming half are female, that's 15 more reproducing roaches a month.

1 roach = 15 reproducing roaches per month.
those 15 will have 30 each, again assume only half can reproduce.
So those 15 will have 15 each, and they will have 15 each...
all the while the first roach is still making 15 more reproducing every month...

Good luck trying to kill them with poison. You'll only end up helping them to adapt. :)

Your best defense against roaches is cleanliness. The less they have to eat (like bread crumbs or any crumbs for that matter, grease on the stove, and even cardboard) the better chance you'll have against killing them. Also eliminate as much moisture and water that you can. They'll drink water condensation off your refrigerator coils if you let them.

They can survive for a week without their heads. The only reason they die is because of dehydration. They can go a month without food. In a nuclear attack they'll be the only survivors because their exsoskelatal structure makes it difficult for the bright ultraviolet and radio active waves from penetrating into their bodies. And then they'll breed to become immune to the fallout.

Pretty fuckin' bad ass if you ask me.

I'm going to clean my house today

Cardboard?! Fuck I am so going to get my stuff out of boxes and put it in rubbermaid stuff then... another chore for next week, I hate those fuckers!

Are they not using condoms? You really need to teach them some safe sex methods.

And I still want to see the models releases... that one roach looks underage.

Hey, you could play "Fear Factor" at your house. I've seen people eat them a few times on that show :)

I have the willies now...

ewww, no shit! i did not know that!

I've read a lot about roaches and even though there are over 5000 species and there are obviously a lot I haven't read about, the most common roches like the german roach usually have to incubate the egg casing until the birth. I don't think they can survive without the host.

no roaches but i have plenty of freak'n sugar ants you can have. these fuckers just won't go away :mad:

Oh, well if they are giant noisy roaches then of course they make great pets. :1orglaugh lol

although I would have a house full of Snakes if I could.

My cat would eat it