If your pet had extra abilites what would you want it to be?
 

i would get a dog and have it bring me beer and light cigars, pretty simple but dam that would be a good dog.

and maybe learn to rack pool balls.

what would your get ur pet to do?

muahahah

vacuum :thumbsup

i hate doing that shit

not get old

my golden is over 8 now and his whole face is turning grey.

plus, he is getting cranky in his old age.

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the ability to clean up after itself.

but wat if he was old and made a mean lasagna, now you have a real dog.

the ability to feed itself and clean its own shitbox. my cat drops bombs

Design software, answer the phone, make me lunch, post galleries, board whore, design adult sites, run a multi-million dollar porn dynasty, leaving me to hang out on my yacht in the Carribean with...someone cute.

shit $100 bills

Rip a piece of meat out of assholes legs...wait...my dog already does that. :1orglaugh

to live as long as me

Open the fucking door on its own! Feed and water itself.

I'll settle for not barking when people walk near my house and not jumping up on people when they come over.

If my dog had super abilities, I'd want it to organize the Players Ball for me.

To be better at blowjobs. It tends to nip every so often at the moment.

now that would make cleaning the "shit" worth the time lol

Yngwie