Joke of the day
 

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since
he's in a good mood that day he decides he might give the fellow a break and
write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name.



"Fred," the man replies.



"Fred what?" the officer asks.



"Just Fred," the man responds.



When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used
to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on
his hands but plays along with it.



"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"



The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the
time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I
got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college
medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred
Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go
back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got
my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry
so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was
Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so
they took away my DDS. So I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA
found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took
away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my
dingaling, so now I'm just Fred."



The officer walked away in tears laughing.

Creative.... I give it that

it sucks.

did you write it yourself ?

lol ha ha ha

:sleep

thats a good one

Nope got it in an email... I know it isn't the best joke but ehhhhh WTF I thought I would post it

ha ha

That was OK :eyecrazy

You're actually bothering to explain yourself to that moron? Don't waste your time. That story was a lot funnier than anything DarkJackass ever had to say.

SpaceAce