The Book Of Spam - for inspiration and guidance
 

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The Book of Spam
As Told by the God of Spam
Dictated on High to the Mighty Whitey Cracker
Number One Spammer
High Ponce of Bulk
And
Phlow Fo Sho
Superlative Subject Sender
High Ponce of Bulk
With Testaments and Additions by
The True Disciples of the Order

hell hath no fury like an anti's hate for spam

some people have way to much time on their hands