Attention Christmas Shoppers...
 

Here is a tips to help you enjoy your holiday shopping season.


Stay the fuck out of my way! I don't know what it is with you people but just stay away from me. I'm glad you are having fun browsing through shit for hours on end but I happen to know what I want and where it's at. It should be simple enough for me to walk into a store and make my way to where I need to go with no problems. If you don't understand what I'm saying I'll help you out...

Stay the fuck out of my way! Please don't put your shopping cart where I can't get the fuck around it, I will run it the fuck over.

Don't walk your happy ass in front of my shopping cart while I'm pushing it at a high rate of speed. I will run you the fuck over.

Don't cut me off in the parking lot to try and get that last parking space up front, I will run you the fuck over.


It's really not that hard. Practice some common fucking courtesy. I don't like you but you don't see me parking my cart in front of your ass while I go two aisles over to grab something, I don't expect you to do it to me. You make me want to take everything you have piled into your cart and toss it across the store.

That will be all. If you can't follow these simple steps you need to stay the fuck out of the store. I hear amazon.com has some great buys and you can browse all you fucking want, AWAY FROM ME.

That will be all,

Happy Fucking Holidays

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shop online, solves all of those problems.:thumbsup

Happy Fucking Holidays to you !
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amen, I couldn't say it better. All those stupid mom's with 10 kids and their shopping cart need to hurry the fuck up. How about not bringing your kids with you when you shop? Genious.

In 2 hours there were exactly 0 men in my fucking way. On the other hand, around 60 women. Shit, they shop all the fucking time, you'd think they were good at it by now. :1orglaugh

So let me get this straight....






















You're gay?! :winkwink:

DH

fuck amazon.com:BangBang:

eh no

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

I'm shopping online as much as I can... and making one trip to offline stores. It used to be fun... now it's a nightmare. I hope to get a lot done early in the day so people are still at work and in school. :Oh crap

make sure you buy one of those RC helicopters! i hear they're a hot toy this year!

Haha, my son is 2. He would destroy they house, then the chopper in 30 minutes or less.

I've got another hint - if you can't see over the steering wheel, or if your legs aren't long enough to push the gas pedal to the floor, stay the fuck in the RIGHT HAND LANE!

then it would last longer than the average 2 year old's toy :winkwink: