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goBigtime 12-14-2003 06:07 AM

RE: Buying your flat-chested girl some titties...
 
I was thinking about this because one of my ex's was all goofy about her tits... she had nice big fakies when I met her, but I guess she originally had little pancake titties and was all fucked up about it.

So here's my thought....

Say your girlfriend has little flapjack titties and is unhappy... so you buy her some nice new ones.

What are the odds that she will leave you within the next 6-12 months?

I would guess around 90-100%

I mean, imagine you had a 1" dick your whole life & got used to living that way... then your girl takes you to some secret lab where they hook you up with a 12" schlong....

Are you going to stick with that girl that you got with your 1" dick? Or are you going to take your new toy out for a spin?

I think guys that buy thier long-time (or short term) girlfriends titties for their own personal enjoyment are asking for trouble.

funkmaster 12-14-2003 06:10 AM

gosmalltime suffers from the small dick syndrom.

goBigtime 12-14-2003 06:17 AM

lol or maybe just sad about the silicone that got away.. even though I didn't pay for it.

I think it makes people psycho though... too much of a change.

My daughters mom (who I'm not with) wants some new titties reeeeally bad. But I'd hate to see what she'd be like if she got them. Scary for everyone involved.

Hindsight 12-14-2003 06:28 AM

I'd take em the fuck back and keep for my next slut :thumbsup

sweet7 12-14-2003 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
I was thinking about this because one of my ex's was all goofy about her tits... she had nice big fakies when I met her, but I guess she originally had little pancake titties and was all fucked up about it.

So here's my thought....

Say your girlfriend has little flapjack titties and is unhappy... so you buy her some nice new ones.

What are the odds that she will leave you within the next 6-12 months?

I would guess around 90-100%

I mean, imagine you had a 1" dick your whole life & got used to living that way... then your girl takes you to some secret lab where they hook you up with a 12" schlong....

Are you going to stick with that girl that you got with your 1" dick? Or are you going to take your new toy out for a spin?

I think guys that buy thier long-time (or short term) girlfriends titties for their own personal enjoyment are asking for trouble.

umm...why not just hookup with chick that has a nice rack? See what I did just now, I eliminated the whole purpose of this post and your question. :thumbsup

myjah 12-14-2003 08:39 PM

depends on the girl. but fake titties won't look that good for long so how can ya blame her for wanting to show em off for everybody?

Abyss_Vee 12-14-2003 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster
gosmalltime suffers from the small dick syndrom.
:1orglaugh

Spunky 12-14-2003 08:44 PM

Fake tits suck..besides they all look the same doggystyle :glugglug

- AFN - 12-14-2003 10:21 PM

Talk about rejection...damn!

JDog 12-14-2003 10:22 PM

I actually don't like the big titties! I like medium small titties! so I wouldn't buy any of my girl friends implants!

jDoG

brizzad 12-14-2003 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog
I actually don't like the big titties! I like medium small titties! so I wouldn't buy any of my girl friends implants!

jDoG

same here... big tits are awesome to look at, but for my personal use, ill stick with a girl with at most a full B cup

EZRhino 12-14-2003 10:25 PM

I personally have yet to see one of those girls stay with their man.
Might as well go to a tity bar and burn your money there.
You will play with those tits longer then your wife or girlfriend will stick around to paly with hers.

mule 12-14-2003 10:42 PM

If a girl were to leave me when I buy her new tits, I'd consider it a cheap way of getting rid of someone who wasn't planning to stick around anyway.


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