My grandpa just emailed me a joke
 

have you heard about the woman that took her 16 year old daughter to the doctor;doc says what's the problem, the mom says it's my daughter, she is sick every morning,she can'nt keep anything down, doc say's sounds like she is pregnant. the mom say's she can'nt be she has never even been with a man, the daughter say's i've never even kissed a man; doc goes over to the window and just stares out for about five minutes. the mom says is there something wrong, doc says not really. it's just that the last time this happened a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill and i'll be damned if i'am going to miss it this time.

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