JUICY!!! please help me!
 

Juicy... I don't know what else to do. I have extremely low self esteem. I think I'm fat and ugly. My doctor says I'm fat. My parents tell me I'm fat. I swear to GOD I look like Pat from Saturday Night Live and Jack Osbourne, combined.

No joke. I used to look kinda like Peter Brady, but then I got fat.

Will you help me get over this? Can you help me? Do you offer some kind of "build your self esteem" book... or training course? Or anything like that?

I hope one day I have the courage to tell people I'm hot... until then I must remain hideous.

I've seen people that are uglier than me, but because they dress nice, and cut their hair right, they appear to be handsome.

I'm begging you. Help me.

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beauty is confidence...if you dont have that son,you'll never be in the race

I'm confident in my skills but not my looks. Handsome people get all the money, that's a fact. Beautiful people get paid more.

Juicy, help me gain my confidence in my looks.

We're sorry! Mr. Juicy is currently out of the office doing the 'Lady Thang' (or getting an oil change, whichever comes first) Yo! So if you would like to leave a message after the custom Yo! Please do so!

Yo!...... sssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Have no fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Yes I am damb good looking, nothing I can do , God blessed me with it. Girls often are intimated to talk to me but I have to live with that.

Succulence: That is the essence of good lookiness

Red I do offer consulting services to achieve a higher level of succulence. Ill hit you up with details.

I need succulence? Right now I think I'm just at suck.
help me get my ulence.

You just damn ugly. Get a paper bag to wear over your face.
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HEy Voodoo.. do you drive a RangeRover with a license plate that says "VOODOO" on it? I saw it yesterday.

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you mock my cry for help? Go Fuck YourSelf!

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And you didn't snag the plate for me???? [IMG]http://www.*********.com/images/smilies/nonono.gif[/IMG]

Hey, when are we gonna hook up and do this ----> :glugglug

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Dude, if your ugly, your ugly. Get over it. I'm ugly.. I don't really give a damn. If someone is going to judge me over my looks, they can say hi to the barrel of Mr. 9MM. Okay, maybe that was a little exaggerated... but they can still suck my hairy white nuts.

But I'm very superficial and shallow. I need people to like me for my looks. I have a horrible personality, so I need to have something to fall back on.

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Just two words:

ATKINS DIET


No sugar. No bread/rice/carbs. Drink lots of water. And watch the weight just sweat off you!