Some dude just pissed in my front yard...
 

For the past couple weeks they've been doing construction on my road. Starting at one end and gradually working their way back. So this week they're working on the stretch of road right in front of my house, it's annoying as hell. Today they basically tore up my driveway. Why? I have no idea what the fuck they're doing.

Anyway, about 30 minutes ago the crew left for their lunch break. Finally silence! Just a couple minutes ago they started to come back on site. As I glance out my window, I recognize something very familiar... it's a cock hanging outside of pants! This construction guy is in my front yard standing up against a tree, wang in hand, pissing his signature into my stump.

This is too funny. He could have asked to use my bathroom! Ahaha. Damn Mexicans...

That's the funniest part of your whole post :1orglaugh

OMG! I would have freaked the hell out Sly! I can't believe you didn't do anything.

For a sec there I thought that you reconized his cock!! LMFAO

sorry

sly knows cock.

Been cruising the parks late at night huh?

Well... he was kinda cute...

id shoot him with a BB gun next time....

pellet as ammo

and film it

you need a bb gun !

Great Minds think alike I guess :thumbsup

If that was me, I would've gone out fucking bitchin and yelling just to give me something to do! Then say that they are not allowed on the property again! :winkwink: But I tend to be a asshole like that sometimes!

jDoG

I was too busy laughing to do anything mean! Some things in life are just too damn funny, why get pissed over little insignificant shit?

wait until he comes back tomorrow...If he does it again, nip it in the bud. Pissing in someone's front yard is blatant disrespect. He for damn sure wouldn't do some shit like that down in Mexico or he'd get his ass kicked.

I have the BB gun ready for tomorrow!