I'm an internet celebrity!
 

I am now accepting bookings for you to have me come and hang out with you and your friends to help you attain that elite status that you've always been looking for. We can be friends, hang out, lean against your car hood on the strip and wave at the girlies while blasting some classic rock. It's all up to you, so book me now.

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you sale freindship? how much?

Friendship rates are available via ICQ with bulk discounts available as well.

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You got your dick outta the steel thing!

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Maybe we can offer a Pimp & Juicy promo package for parties?

my buddy paul says being an internet celebity is the eqivilant of co-starring in a valtrex commercial

:1orglaugh Nice!!! that is a great achievement!!!!

I'm not sure what's worse my thread or you having to check with your buddy for verification on the subject.

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WOW bulk friendship sale, what a deal!

This is truely opt in friendships right?

Yes that's correct we can hang out together and make all your friend jealous that you are hanging with an internet celebrity. We can play Yahtzee, listen to music, play video games or just hang out have a good time, but you'll be the envy of all your friends.

I do offer special rates for ladies, and ladies you can always purchase a friend for your friend.

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I don't know, I think Gary Coleman might be cheaper.

Did I mention my price matching policy?

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