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pornJester 12-10-2003 01:10 AM
So i'm banging this hot 19 y/o chick last night...
 
oh wait, that was just a dream :(

X37375787 12-10-2003 01:10 AM
You should try 19 y/o dudes instead. Maybe you'll have more success.:2 cents:

pornJester 12-10-2003 01:12 AM
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Originally posted by Equinox
You should try 19 y/o dudes instead. Maybe you'll have more success.:2 cents:
I'm Metrosexual, that means I still like girls.

X37375787 12-10-2003 01:12 AM
Do you love the cock?

pornJester 12-10-2003 01:15 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Equinox
Do you love the cock?
Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

Kris 12-10-2003 01:20 AM
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Originally posted by pornJester


Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.
ok, my girlfriend just turned 20 a couple weeks ago. she called brought up metro the other day... there are about 20 different definitions. this is the worst one i've seen..

JulianSosa 12-10-2003 01:20 AM
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Originally posted by pornJester


Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a flaming, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

JulianSosa 12-10-2003 01:22 AM
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Originally posted by Kris

ok, my girlfriend just turned 20 a couple weeks ago. she called brought up metro the other day... there are about 20 different definitions. this is the worst one i've seen..
Whats her definition?

pornJester 12-10-2003 01:24 AM
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Originally posted by Kris

ok, my girlfriend just turned 20 a couple weeks ago. she called brought up metro the other day... there are about 20 different definitions. this is the worst one i've seen..
pulled it from urbandictionary.com

there's a bunch more though... http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=Metrosexual

kmanrox 12-10-2003 01:25 AM
when theres no vagina around, go for a hot TS and just stretch things in your imagination :thumbsup

ytcracker 12-10-2003 01:26 AM
my wife is 19

JulianSosa 12-10-2003 01:26 AM
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Originally posted by kmanrox
when theres no vagina around, go for a hot TS and just stretch things in your imagination :thumbsup
Does that hurt?
LOL

X37375787 12-10-2003 01:27 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by kmanrox
when theres no vagina around, go for a hot TS and just stretch things in your imagination :thumbsup

You sick shit, you!

jester, I know what metrosexual means. This fag made it popular:

http://www.poster.net/beckham-david/...am-6200690.jpg

MetaMan 12-10-2003 01:27 AM
my g/f is 20, and she has perfect boobies Ds weeee

pornJester 12-10-2003 01:30 AM
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Originally posted by Equinox



You sick shit, you!

jester, I know what metrosexual means. This fag made it popular:
You seem to have alot of repressed anger towards gay people. If you want to share your feelings, the GFY community is here to help.

X37375787 12-10-2003 01:32 AM
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Originally posted by pornJester


You seem to have alot of repressed anger towards gay people. If you want to share your feelings, the GFY community is here to help.

I don't have any anger towards them. But David Beckham is a fag. And he's not that good of a soccer player either. Way overrated...

pornJester 12-10-2003 01:35 AM
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Originally posted by Equinox



I don't have any anger towards them. But David Beckham is a fag. And he's not that good of a soccer player either. Way overrated...
Don't really follow soccer or really know who this guy is but I think I have that sweater in gray. :thumbsup

com3 12-10-2003 02:06 AM
i'm 22...the wife is 28... bad move, eh fellas? :)

Trax 12-10-2003 02:13 AM
haha
had this dream, too

wait
no... i was really banging her
:Graucho

johnbosh 12-10-2003 03:36 AM
too bad

- AFN - 12-10-2003 03:51 AM
So what was his name? Did he go to sleep immediately after finishing?

Kicker 12-10-2003 06:09 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Equinox
You should try 19 y/o dudes instead. Maybe you'll have more success.:2 cents:
LOL LOL

swedguy 12-10-2003 06:22 AM
Metrosexual is just a more straight name for FUDGE PACKER!

radical 12-10-2003 06:24 AM
My Chick is 30 a fecking hot woohoo!!! :thumbsup

chodadog 12-10-2003 08:18 AM
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Originally posted by pornJester


I'm Metrosexual, that means I still like girls.
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=real_men :1orglaugh

TDF 12-10-2003 08:19 AM
im always fucking someones daughter....

chodadog 12-10-2003 08:21 AM
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Originally posted by pornJester
... and $40 face cream.
Is that what the going rate is for a twink to receive a facial? :Graucho

Just fuckin' with you man! :winkwink:

Butrflied 12-10-2003 08:35 AM

Metro: From the Greek metr (mother)

Sexual: Implying or symbolizing erotic desires or activity.

Therefore, metrosexuals are Motherfuckers.

Shaft is one bad Metrosexual.:1orglaugh


Robert 12-10-2003 08:42 AM
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Originally posted by pornJester


I'm Metrosexual, that means I still like girls.
well .. and would you like to fuck yourself :)

GeXus 12-10-2003 08:46 AM
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Originally posted by pornJester


I'm Metrosexual, that means I still like girls.
Me too, Do have short hair, a stainless-steel watch, and black shoes?

pornJester 12-10-2003 08:47 AM
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Originally posted by chodadog


Is that what the going rate is for a twink to receive a facial? :Graucho

Just fuckin' with you man! :winkwink:
I was watching that show "Rich Girls" on MTV, and the one chick (who i'd bang 6 ways to tuesday) is Tommy Hilfiger's daughter. So on this episode she was with her friend up in her parents bathroom and she pulled out face cream made from baby foreskins. She said it's what her parents used all the time.

I wonder how much foreskin face cream goes for. :uhoh

infectd 12-10-2003 09:35 AM
Shit I like $40 face cream too.. Am I metrosexual too?. But I havent had my hair cut in like 2 months.

kmanrox 12-10-2003 09:41 AM
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Originally posted by infectd
Shit I like $40 face cream too.. Am I metrosexual too?. But I havent had my hair cut in like 2 months.
the good face cream is $150+ called La Mer

does that make me another ___sexual ?

beemk 12-10-2003 09:41 AM
foreskin? thats disgusting.

nosey 12-10-2003 09:45 AM
http://www.celebritycollector.com/ga...5/brit11_G.jpg

loverboy 12-10-2003 10:04 AM
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Originally posted by nosey
http://www.celebritycollector.com/ga...5/brit11_G.jpg
mom?

Trax 12-10-2003 10:07 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by nosey
http://www.celebritycollector.com/ga...5/brit11_G.jpg

:1orglaugh

MaxDent 12-10-2003 10:50 AM
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Originally posted by pornJester


I'm Metrosexual, that means I still like girls.
Brilliant! :thumbsup

TommyJettisBoy 12-10-2003 11:17 AM
...I always wondered what Metrosexual meant...

So a Metrosexual is a Heterosexual that likes the same things as a Homosexual but pretends not to like the sausage??

avion 12-10-2003 12:16 PM
haha...dreaming, dreaming...

beergood 12-10-2003 12:27 PM
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Originally posted by TommyJettisBoy
...I always wondered what Metrosexual meant...

So a Metrosexual is a Heterosexual that likes the same things as a Homosexual but pretends not to like the sausage??
exactly. Its basically another angle at trying to get us to accept shit packers into society instead of kicking their asses on site.


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