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Hooper 12-09-2003 10:26 PM

Search Engine Gods - Here's Why You Need Me
 
1) I love you
2) Our checks arrive on time
3) Our checks clear
4) I totally dig it when i go to the search engines and by using our advanced codes I see affiliates that have #1 spots for great key words by using our DIRECT linking codes with the advanced options :)

SE Gods... You should stop wasting your time with the zeros and come do biz with the hero's at QuickBuck cause we WORK for your traffic harder! :thumbsup

Brad-Wishing 12-09-2003 10:27 PM

Hooper: Cross sell our pills.

Hooper 12-09-2003 10:27 PM

um. yeaah.

Ice 12-09-2003 10:28 PM

Brad is a great guy :thumbsup

Sly_RJ 12-09-2003 10:28 PM

Have someone on your team contact me tomorrow. I may be interested.

- Jesus Christ - 12-09-2003 10:31 PM

Maybe.... But I'll have to check out your members areas first. Those matter more than wether or not you love me.

I HATE turning people off to buying porn wich is what crappy member areas do.

Now that that is out of the way.

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/spamsign.jpg

12clicks 12-09-2003 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper
1) I love you
2) Our checks arrive on time
3) Our checks clear
4) I totally dig it when i go to the search engines and by using our advanced codes I see affiliates that have #1 spots for great key words by using our DIRECT linking codes with the advanced options :)

SE Gods... You should stop wasting your time with the zeros and come do biz with the hero's at QuickBuck cause we WORK for your traffic harder! :thumbsup

5) he stays up late and gives good cyber sex.

Hooper 12-09-2003 10:34 PM

dont hate the player. hate the game :thumbsup

i think our members areas are pretty darned good. when i need to spank it i personally hit ryans beachhouse. he hits some really hot bitches. thats just me though :)

Brad-Wishing 12-09-2003 10:36 PM

I'm just playing hoop. I already talked to Wiseman about it and it wouldn't work. ;)

Hooper 12-09-2003 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks


5) he stays up late and gives good cyber sex.


shhhhhhhhhhhhh...

- Jesus Christ - 12-09-2003 10:38 PM

Did anyone notice iceicebaby's tagline :Graucho

Hooper 12-09-2003 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Did anyone notice iceicebaby's tagline :Graucho
looks like he's a sig whore. your point is?

is he trying to stroke my gigaego?

- Jesus Christ - 12-09-2003 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper


looks like he's a sig whore. your point is?

is he trying to stroke my gigaego?

I meant his title

and damnit stop tricking me into bumping your spam. :winkwink:

psyko514 12-09-2003 10:48 PM

thread jacking time.
you quickbuck people piss me off.

<center>
<a href=http://www.wegcash.com/?wm=ngnd><span style="font-size:40pt"><b>JOIN WEGCASH NOW!!!<br>CONVERT AT 1:8!!!</b></span></a>
</center>

Hooper 12-09-2003 10:51 PM

thats cool man. wegcash promotes quickbuck with the other SEVEN ;-)

dont be a gigacocksucker.

psyko514 12-09-2003 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper
thats cool man. wegcash promotes quickbuck with the other SEVEN ;-)

dont be a gigacocksucker.

The other 7 what?


<center>
<a href=http://www.wegcash.com/?wm=ngnd><span style="font-size:40pt"><b>JOIN WEGCASH NOW!!!<br>CONVERT AT 1:8!!!</b></span></a>
</center>

Veterans Day 12-09-2003 10:56 PM

:sleep

Hooper 12-09-2003 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514


The other 7 what?


<center>
<a href=http://www.wegcash.com/?wm=ngnd><span style="font-size:4pt"><b>JOIN WEGCASH NOW!!!<br>CONVERT AT 1:8!!!</b></span></a>
</center>



WEELLLLL you said you were doing 1:8.

I was pointing out what happens with the 7 clicks that dont join weg :)

psyko514 12-09-2003 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper




WEELLLLL you said you were doing 1:8.

I was pointing out what happens with the 7 clicks that dont join weg :)

they're fed monkey feces?

chowda 12-09-2003 10:59 PM

how much are the console free payments?

Hooper 12-09-2003 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514


they're fed monkey feces?

it's your world boss. i'm just livin in it.

if you want monkey feces it's all you.

psyko514 12-09-2003 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper


it's your world boss. i'm just livin in it.

if you want monkey feces it's all you.

do you have any monkey feces sites?

Hooper 12-09-2003 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514


do you have any monkey feces sites?

yes. visit http://www.pibcash.com for a good site if you like eating shit.

Hooper 12-09-2003 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chowda
how much are the console free payments?
$25-$30 per signup.

psyko514 12-09-2003 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper


yes. visit http://www.pibcash.com for a good site if you like eating shit.


lmao!!

WiredGuy 12-09-2003 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper
1) I love you
2) Our checks arrive on time
3) Our checks clear
4) I totally dig it when i go to the search engines and by using our advanced codes I see affiliates that have #1 spots for great key words by using our DIRECT linking codes with the advanced options :)

SE Gods... You should stop wasting your time with the zeros and come do biz with the hero's at QuickBuck cause we WORK for your traffic harder! :thumbsup



SE's are my friend.
WG

Hooper 12-10-2003 07:29 AM

and any friend of the se is a friend of mine ;-)

Nysus 12-10-2003 07:35 AM

I like the idea of being called a God, but I'd prefer guru...

Cheers,
Matt

johnbosh 12-10-2003 07:39 AM

lol spammier then ever

iwantchixx 12-10-2003 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper
by using our DIRECT linking codes with the advanced options :)

care to elaborate on what direct linking codes with advance options are?

Hooper 12-10-2003 07:47 AM

sure. our link codes are built for se guru's because we all know that search engines arent fond of dynamically generated pages...eg. they dont like spidering pages with lots of "?a=1&b=x" types of pages.. varies by search engine though i believe.

so our link codes are built to be se friendly, no hints that the page is dynamic and then you can add on ANYTHING to the end of a quickbuck link code.

so you could for example add "/parishilton/paris-hilton-sex-videos.html" to the end of your link code :)

iwantchixx 12-10-2003 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper
sure. our link codes are built for se guru's because we all know that search engines arent fond of dynamically generated pages...eg. they dont like spidering pages with lots of "?a=1&b=x" types of pages.. varies by search engine though i believe.

so our link codes are built to be se friendly, no hints that the page is dynamic and then you can add on ANYTHING to the end of a quickbuck link code.

so you could for example add "/parishilton/paris-hilton-sex-videos.html" to the end of your link code :)


Interesting :)

WiredGuy 12-10-2003 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by iwantchixx
Interesting :)
Yup, one of the very few programs who cater to SEO's in their linking codes. Great isn't it :)

WG

WiredGuy 12-10-2003 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper
and any friend of the se is a friend of mine ;-)
Likewise :)
WG

mule 12-10-2003 11:20 AM

LOL, I get my SE keywords on Google's first page in two days, and it doesn't cost me a cent

Hooper 12-10-2003 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule
LOL, I get my SE keywords on Google's first page in two days, and it doesn't cost me a cent
mule, you did that using quickbuck?

our codes dont cost anything, it's just the way our link codes are structured.

Sharky 12-10-2003 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks


5) he stays up late and gives good cyber sex.

whoa whoa whoa!

Hooper! Where is the love? I dind't know you were an easy cyber-lay?

mule 12-10-2003 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper


mule, you did that using quickbuck?

our codes dont cost anything, it's just the way our link codes are structured.

No, I don't even know what quickbook is, actually

TheJimmy 12-10-2003 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper
thats cool man. wegcash promotes quickbuck with the other SEVEN ;-)

dont be a gigacocksucker.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


that was gigahillarious

Hooper 12-10-2003 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule

No, I don't even know what quickbook is, actually

quickBUCK... quickBUCK... quickBUCK... it's an affiliate program with an adult theme. we pay you for promoting our paysites. it's easy money!

if you arent promoting us i have genuine concern for your future financial welfare mule. many sponsors wont be around soon, many are out of compliance with the card association rules.

QuickBuck is 100% compliant.

Dont get fucked.. use QuickBuck ;-)

chowda 12-11-2003 09:54 PM

quickbump for gigacool


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