What's your porn name??
 

Okay I heard a long time ago, on Howard Stern, that if you take your first pet's name and the street you grew up on you get your porn name. So I thought it would be funny to hear all of yours.

Mine would be Bridgette Bliss. :Graucho

What's yours??

buffy leatherwood

Peter Lawson

max candy

I think I'm Albert Covington


doesn't sound that great

Sam Carolina

I don't like it :(

really it should be HUGE...but Peter Lawson is kind of Classic

Jasper Evergreen or Scooter Evergreen

dont think I would want a porn name like scooter :1orglaugh

bob smith

Otis Warner!

wolfe romulus :thumbsup

Frisky Plum ? :1orglaugh

Loryn-Adult.com

Awwww hell...my first pet was a hampster named fluffy...so Im

Fluffy Granville....:1orglaugh

Velvet Mohawk

Muffin Mohawk

cant remember if the dog or cat came first


....and no we did not name them....rescued animals

Sounds very distinguished!!

how about SpeedBump Alley??

Biff Landers

Captain Sausage

Yeah it does sound classic. Is there a porn guy out there with that name?? :1orglaugh

I had three goldfish, so:

Alvin Great Falls
Simon Great Falls
Theodore Great Falls

Koonie Nelson would be my second animal/street : )

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Roy Thunder!

Lucky Deerfox

hung toknee

Fritz Archer is my porn name and Tara Mart is my drag queen name.

Drag name is First pet's firstname and Mother's maiden name. Fritz and Tara were my German Shepards growing up.

hahah mine would be

Fishy Covington

holy crap this is funny...I had a hamster...so I'm


Little-One Lochmoor

Petey Encino

Yeah I remember Howard saying something like that, but I couldn't remember what it was for. I thought it was Your middle name and your mothers maiden name!!

If you count gerbils "Baby Gerb Gleems"

Real Pets: Pandora Gleems

Not as interesting as yours!!!

No way girl. That name is hot!!:Graucho

Arfydoodle Beats-Me-We-Are-Moving-Again

Is that sexy enough?

Ah hell that would make me King Catherine :disgust

Dominatrices!! :1orglaugh

I had always heard that it was the street you grew up on and your mothers madien name.

I no longer have a pet so...

Front Honeycutt

Fluffy the gay porn fluffer!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jerkey James

hehe works actually.

That would still make me some sort of shemale. No thanks. I am not participating in this game anymore :1orglaugh

oh god this is bad....

buddy swallow

Sandy Walnut.

Guess I'll never get into the talent side of things.

OMG :1orglaugh :1orglaugh That's great, you and Ice Ice Baby should get together!! :1orglaugh

ROFLMAO thats what I was thinking when I was typing it.... Fuck why did my parents get me a hampster as a first pet and why the fuck did I name if fluffy? I knew that would come back to haunt me :1orglaugh

Clyde Jacqueline

umm no that's no good lol

Borstelhengel :321GFY

I have a beautiful looking penis

since I'm still to assimilate my first pet it would be:
Borgs
And yes, like in Star Trek..... So if you need a Cyborg pornstar you know who to call.....:Graucho

Damn, lol there are some funny ones!

Mine would be Shep Allen or BoyBoy allen
Yep i had a dog named BoyBoy

Oz

What's the name of the street you grew up on??