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Ross 12-09-2003 05:35 AM

Ozzy Osbourne seriously injured in accident
 
Fuck heard it on the news when listening to the radio so I checked here:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/1...ent/index.html

shermo 12-09-2003 05:37 AM

Holy Shit. He's 55?
My 70 year old father looks younger than he does!

Those sound like some painful injuries. It's too bad he has to go through that. Good luck to him.

candyflip 12-09-2003 05:39 AM

How hammered was he?

Ross 12-09-2003 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
How hammered was he?
Exactly what I was thinking. :1orglaugh

Why 12-09-2003 05:41 AM

how is it "seriously" injured if its not life threatening. i mean he got bashed up pretty good. but seriously injured makes me think of a serious injury, something that might actually be life threatening.

call me a cynic i guess.

Scott McD 12-09-2003 05:44 AM

Pity it wasn't Kelly... :mad:

Ross 12-09-2003 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
Pity it wasn't Kelly... :mad:
HAHAHA....

You got posters of her all round your bedroom.

Why 12-09-2003 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
Pity it wasn't Kelly... :mad:
yea shes a stupid ass bitch,

jack is much cooler.

Ross 12-09-2003 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Why
how is it "seriously" injured if its not life threatening. i mean he got bashed up pretty good. but seriously injured makes me think of a serious injury, something that might actually be life threatening.

call me a cynic i guess.

Lets put it like this:

You break your finger. You are not seriously inuured. You will not be hampered by this for the rest of your life. Fuck you won't even be in that much pain..

You break your ribs, colar bone and whatever else he has broken. You are in a serious amount of pain. Might not be life threatening but he will be pretty fucked up for a while.

I consider that seriously injured. :2 cents:

radical 12-09-2003 05:49 AM

Ozzy Osbourne is lucky he's not dead already due to all the drug he's taken!!!

NoAngel 12-09-2003 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
Pity it wasn't Kelly... :mad:
:1orglaugh right !!!

johnbosh 12-09-2003 05:50 AM

wil it be on his show

Scott McD 12-09-2003 05:51 AM

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Originally posted by johnbosh
wil it be on his show
No, the show is fake.

This was real... :2 cents:

Ross 12-09-2003 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD

No, the show is fake.

This was real... :2 cents:

Yep you are right. The show is all scripted. At the end of series two they took it too far. Its still funny tho.

who 12-09-2003 06:03 AM

Who would listen to a guy called Dr. Dick Jack?

junction 12-09-2003 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
Pity it wasn't Kelly... :mad:
What do you have against Kelly? She's a sweetheart.

http://www.tgparena.com/kelly.jpg

Zorgman 12-09-2003 06:38 AM

At least he's at a place that's like his home -- lots of drugs to make him feel better. :1orglaugh

michel 12-09-2003 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
HAHAHA....

You got posters of her all round your bedroom.

Just one should be enough to fill the bedroom:)

junction 12-09-2003 06:44 AM

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Originally posted by Mystery Man


You got to be shittin' me!

Kelly has to be god damn most annoying f*ck on earth not only that but she looks like somethng the cat dragged in from the dumpster.

Yuck! If you get a woodie on her you need some m.d consulting you you need to lower your viagra dosis' fo sho.

At no point did I say I had a woodie for her.

You say "Kelly has to be god damn most annoying fuck on earth"

Do you know her? Have you ever been around her? Or are you making your decision based on hype and the TV?

Scott McD 12-09-2003 06:46 AM

http://suprmchaos.com/kelly-osbourne_080402.jpg

Nuff said...

Kicker 12-09-2003 06:56 AM

very bad news:(

loverboy 12-09-2003 07:01 AM

he won't be missed in the show.

MattO 12-09-2003 07:44 AM

shit, I hope this won't disrupt the Sharon Osbourne Show schedule

Pad 12-09-2003 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
http://suprmchaos.com/kelly-osbourne_080402.jpg

Nuff said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

"Osbourne's publicist said pills had nothing to do with accident"

pills or not, can you picture ozzy safely controlling a 4 wheeler? I bet he was going 25 mph on a straightaway

liquidmoe 12-09-2003 07:58 AM

Shoulda used a chauffer like always :2 cents:

Space Puppy 12-09-2003 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
http://suprmchaos.com/kelly-osbourne_080402.jpg

Meet the newest Adams family member :Graucho

liquidmoe 12-09-2003 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Space Puppy


Meet the newest Adams family member :Graucho

I think you hit the nail on the head. :thumbsup

GregP 12-09-2003 08:48 AM

Ozzy still kicks ass at 55, I hope he gets better soon

Sarah_Jayne 12-09-2003 09:24 AM

somebody has obviously told Kelly to try to steal her look from Siouxsie from Siouxsie And The Banshees but forgot that Siouxsie actaully has talent and is a real freak..doesn't just play dress up.

triumph 12-09-2003 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
How hammered was he?
probably beyond belief.

Penrod 12-09-2003 09:37 AM

http://www.i-mockery.com/absolut/ozzy-large.jpg

JFK 12-09-2003 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
Lets put it like this:

You break your finger. You are not seriously inuured. You will not be hampered by this for the rest of your life. Fuck you won't even be in that much pain..

You break your ribs, colar bone and whatever else he has broken. You are in a serious amount of pain. Might not be life threatening but he will be pretty fucked up for a while.

I consider that seriously injured. :2 cents:

I had 6 ribs broken this past july, its is no picnic. So I can feel for what he is going trough:2 cents:

Adult Site Traffic 12-09-2003 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
How hammered was he?
I think he's totally clean and sober, isn't he ?

Dam, that sucks. I like Ozzy. :(


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