Have you written your letter to the fat guy yet?
 

No? Why not write it here?

Ill help you...

Dear Santa,

I want 5 naked drop dead gorgeous blondes in my bed from santa

Dear Santa,

I've been really good this year. Seriously.

Can we put this surgery on hold, please? I need to make more money and this is really cramping my style here. Remember: no $$ means no cookies and milk for you at my house, which means no gifts for me and the hubby and the pets, which truly sucks.

If you can't stop the surgery, could you at least make sure that I get to keep the clients I have left? I'd really appreciate that.

If you can't do that, then you and I need to have a long talk about certain things that you don't want Mrs. Claus to know. I have pics, fatboy. I also have the dry cleaning reciepts for emergency suit cleanings. Keep that in mind and remember not to let the dogs out after you leave me the goods.

Merry Christmas. :)

Topic: Have you written your letter to the fat guy yet?


SleazyDream?

:winkwink:

Ouch.

I was only funnin... I can do that since I am a pretty big guy myself.


:winkwink: :winkwink: :winkwink:

You're cuddly. I like cuddlies. :glugglug

No letter. He already knows whose house has the best tasting cookie.

Yeah mine!

Happy brownies. To hell with cookies.

Sweet cookies with some spiked nog and served with a naughty/nice smile always makes Santa jolly. :)

I ordered my kid one of these

Santa Letter


He better like it.

:1orglaugh what a money maker! I love it!