Please Help PIBCash Out
 

ahahahaha - u just know these people are having an emergency meeting trying to figure out how to get their asses out of this sling.

Let's help them ..........

Mr. PIBCash: Godammit! This is fucking bad - BAD BAD BAD DO YOU FUCKIN HEAR ME! OK I WANNA KNOW WHICH COCKSUCKER IS THE MOLE OR THE LEAKER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK -------
WE GOT SOME SPLAININ TO DO! HMMMMM...... ok time to put your thinking caps on people - these webmasters aren't too bright, we just need a somewhat plausible excuse - yeah that's all - ......... ok how's this sound? 'Dear Fellow Webmasters and Cherished Affiliates, Today we at PIBCash would like to address the accusation of shaving .... the column in question 'Shown Joins' has been completely misconstrued by many. There really is a very simple explanation which I will now explain, this 'Shown Joins' column is ......... uh....well ........ hmmmm... 'Shown Joins' relates to the fluctuation of the ........ damn ...... ok the differential between the numbers in the 'Join' column and the 'Shown Joins' column is purely for entertainment purposes ... yes ........ that's it, we have very strange senses of humor here at PIBCash ......
actually those missing joins you see in that screen grab......... those were eaten by my dog along with my son's homework ....... DAMMIT! One of you motherfuckers come up with a halfway decent excuse by morning or YOU'RE ALL FIRED!!!

It took a couple hours, but they finally got something cooked up :)

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ALL sponsors should be sitting up and paying attention here. I mean really...."hits.... hits shown"..... "joins... joins SHOWN"???? ...... that.... is fucking ignorant, if it is the way some sponsors conduct business and treat their affiliates. We affiliates promote those sites in GOOD FAITH, we work fucking hard for our traffic and we trust that we are being dealt with fairly. God, I pray any sponsor that does this go bankrupt and the owner come down with a debilitating and rather scortching STD.

And a super big kudos to those sponsors who DO deal their affiliates straight.

OMG!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh