Repent Ye Sinners!
 

Shit, someone's on to me. What do I do after getting this email? :helpme

GOD needs to be in your life,

If you are not saved do it now do not put it off another day.

This prayer can save you

"Oh God, save my soul.I'm so sorry that I have
sinned against you, but I have come home.I will
serve you, Lord, the rest of my life. Deliver me
from all my sinful habits.Set me free! I do believe
Jesus died on Calvary for me,and I believe in His
blood,that there is power in His blood to wash away
all my sins,all my sins!" "Come into my heart,
Jesus; come on in, Jesus.Come on in!"

If you meant it,He has come.If you meant it,
Jesus is yours.Start reading your Bible,pray daily
and believe that somebody's listening; His name is
Jesus

Make plans while you still can contact a local church or prayer hotline.

Those fucking bible thumpers are everywhere. Nothing like trying to force religion on a poor, innocent, unsuspecting webmaster.

I agree, I'm so ashamed with my choices in life though :1orglaugh

Jesus = fear
Fear = control

Do the math

In a few weeks your going to choose to buy my ass dinner.:thumbsup

STFU sinners

Buy you dinner? That's a strange way to do customer relations :glugglug

Die you bastard son of a goat!

Strange - yes I'm
relations (The connection of people by blood or marriage)
I just want dinner.:thumbsup

Dinner, no problem. I'm sure there's a Chinese Buffet $5.99 deal around here somewhere ;)

The 11th Commandment!