I think I am going insane.
 

We are buried in snow.

I am sufferring from insomnia.

My girlfriend (TurboAngel) is PMSing.

My cat is going through withdrawl from this tuna that we were feeding him last week.

... and I am out of beer.

:Oh crap

out of beer? that sucks, stuck in snow.

I havent left my house in 10 days. And I live in Las Vegas.

At least you're not fucking animals.

When things get bad, always remember that.

There is a liquor store within walking distance, so I may brave the elements and hike up there later on this afternoon.

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We're in NJ.

:Oh crap

hope your cat get's well soon

hands Turboface a beer............. :drinkup

grow some marijuana in your house. it can be usefull

:1orglaugh

Well you are a webmaster, close all the windows and blinds and you'll never know it's out there!!

Drink a bottle of fucking Nyquil, works for me every damn time!!

Run for your fucking life, lock yourself in the bedroom and DO NOT come out, and if you HAVE to come out then stay very low and under the wire and DO NOT open your mouth or look in her fucking direction!!

Good GOD give that fucker some Tuna, or kill the damn cat!! That sound is almost as bad as the pms!!

Do the nyquil thing mentioned above, will put you out and you'll never know you are out of beer....... OR order it online!

THIS is done in the bathroom, so go there and lock the door and have at it!

You may be onto something here. Afterall, there is alcohol in Nyquil (along with citric acid, D&C Yellow No. 10, FD&C Green No. 3, FD&C Yellow No. 6, flavor, high fructose corn syrup, polyethylene glycol, propylene glycol, purified water, saccharin sodium, and sodium citrate).

Well see? That's enough to knock anyone out on their asses for a week..... :thumbsup And by then the cat will be dead because the pms will have gotten the best of TA and not having YOU to beat up on, she'll take out the cat and be over pms and the snow will be all melted...... so there you have it. :winkwink:

xanax

Tam, you just solved all my problems. Now I have nothing to complain about!

:feels-hot

BULLSHIT..... you are a man, you will find something, I'm sure!! *ducking and running*

You better run.

:winkwink: