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my gf s parents are catholic and they hate me cause i dont believe in god!
what should i tell them since they think im in a lower class?

burn an inverted cross in their yard.

Drama thread for sure

its cause i have a tat of a pentagram on my back

its pointless to try to explain

nice, everyone should have the mark tatted.

i have it, my girl has it, mosty of my friends have extremely antichristian tattoos.

speak openly against their religion in front of them and tell them you are now in control of their daughter.

Focus more on what your gf thinks of you. If she's okay with it, then its fine. You only need to worry about what her parents think when its close to crossing the line and marrying her gf.

I believe my gf's family looks down at me as well. My gf is Catholic as well. Personally I dont give a shit what they think. She is ok with it and I love her :thumbsup

if they are catholic, tell them you use condoms :)

Don't tell 'em anything YOUR beliefs are not THEIR business.

good i thought i was wierd

I'm a catholic and pimp porn, hows that for catholic hypocrisy? :1orglaugh Just tell her parents to :321GFY

well thats the thing i think it may be coming around next year

Well one good way to do it is ask them to explain and justify the Crusades :feels-hot Or any other form of radasiem cause by religon.. tell them to worrie about there own mortal souls and you will take care of yours... and if they say its there religous dutie to help you.. go back to the crusades question.. or any of the other MAJOR fuckups, wars, murders, molested children, psyco killers, dictators, suicide bombers, and anything elese i missed.

Maby theres a god.. maby not.. but considering the past most relegions have if there is a good hes looking at us shaken his head saying "boy did i ever miss the mark on that one"

just my :2 cents:
now where did i put that case of beer...
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even if ive never used a condom with her once?

i agree but its not like i try to fucking convert them to my beliefs, i just dont see why they look at as if i were lower class.

and you know every true catholic would justify any wrong doing done by the church anyways..

Wait for them to bring it up, then look them in the eyes and say, "Does the bible not say love everyone?", then get them with the punchline, "except for you?"

i hang with people who REALLY REALLY, REALLY hate christians.

the only friends you can really trust.

off to run errands, good luck.

How much do you want their daughter?

If you do, you'll tell them what they want to hear -


If you don't, tell them your daughter should stop using fish for a vibrator coz it makes all your mates want to thow up every time you set up a gang bang session with her.

maybe you cant talk to them:1orglaugh

Tell them your name on a porn message board is SuicideMachine.

i would try something like that but they wont even talk to me. and judjing the fact that i have my lip pierced, i dont think it would be a good idea

Perfect! then they'd hate me so much they'd think you were the best thing to happen to their daughter :1orglaugh

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i dont think they even want to have me at their house for any reason

Thats a good thing. Now you don't have to worry about your woman bugging you to go to their house for holidays.

whatevr you do dont let argue with them, they will play the poor weak parents getting hurt act and turn thier daughter against you. Be nice and your gf should side wih you. Fucking thier daughter is the best revenge, so play good..if you can't tell them satan made you do it. If the girl loves you she will support you and the parents will eventually have to accept it. I just broke up with my asshole bf cuz his mommy didn't think I was a good girl..what a fucking wimp (he also dated another girl-I am not too happy about that). Just dont make it an issue that you dont believe in god, that is just as annoying as having to hear someone say how religious they are.

the problem with most relegion is its to open to interpritation...
anyone with a 6th grade reading lvl can justify any action or beleafe by regergitating some line of some bible or book...

Again god shaking his head at us thinking wtf!?!?

Now dammit wheres that beer....

you are in a lower class you heathen athiest prick.

your girlfriend needs a good cleaning.

BTW.. my GF's parents are religous as well.. They can NEVER know what i do.. man what a shit storm that would be.. funny though how they like me fine now.. but me and her both know what would happen if they found out...
know what i have to say to that...

:thefinger :thefinger :thefinger :thefinger

but hell why make waves in the pool if your enjoying the sun :winkwink:

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Tell them that you believe in god, but your religion calls god Ba'al.

In ancient Canaan and Phoenicia, Ba'al was one of the most worshipped gods, being seen as the master or owner of the world (as well as the god of fertility and sex). Christianity turned Ba'al into Satan (called Beelzebub or Baalzebub)) in order to make non-christian worshippers look like evil-worshippers... but few folks care enough about their own religion to actually do enough research to understand it's origins.

I digress however; I'm agnostic and have had to deal with this shit with some past girlfriends. If you're a decent person, then their own religious code says that they should accept you. If they don't then they should read their own bible.

thats exactly what im saying!:thumbsup

dude, your fucking gay!
thanks though

thats the way i look at it. she would never tell them, she wouldn want to completly ruin her relationship with her. as it is they wont even talk to her that much cause shes with me.

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athiests dont have satanic symbols tatted on their body.

http://www.crystalinks.com/baphomet.gif

let us give praise to the Goat

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make sure to mention you're in porn :thumbsup

if they had half a brain they would be more worried

"do you use a condom when you are fucking my daughter?"

but who said they were smart?

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which i never use with her

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Just exceed their expectations at everything else you do, be polite and confident. If they don't wise up to reality...fuck them.

yeah and you can show them this catholic site:
http://www.jesuslovesporn.net/

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