What do you get an ex-girlfriend for her birthday?
 

Hmmm...I'm stumped.

A good fuck :thumbsup

I'm sure shes missing it.

a good swift kick in the ass

stalking her?

dick

A dick in the ass... Nothing like throwing an ex the bone one last time.

But seriously. All depends on if you still dig on her or not.

It was my fault we broke up. And yeah, I still love her and want her back. She's pissed because I don't call or see her anymore...Told her I couldn't be her friend like we were, if I was to ever get over her. We've talked a little more frequently as of late.

Can't answer without more info.

How long did you date for?

Why did you break up?

Do you still tag it?

How often do you talk / see eachother?

yep, stalking her

What to get an ex girlfirend for her birthday?

Answer: A Coke and a Smile.

I was wondering how many "dick" responses I'd get. Heck, that's how I would have answered! :1orglaugh

http://www.shoes.com :thumbsup :1orglaugh :glugglug

you really need a new schtick man, that ones getting worn out

:321GFY :321GFY

I give them a taste of my dick to let them know what they are missing.

Dont get her shoes, but when you see her to give her the gift, compliment her shoes :thumbsup

Just playn bro... cheers :glugglug

I assume that since your thinking of buying her a present that your not stalking her and that you two are friends. If so than a nice day at the spa would help - women love to be pampered.

If shes not that important to you, then a nice bottle of wine or baileys would be best. Anything else would give her the wrong impression.

(1) Two and a half years
(2) I'm too flirty and it plagued her insecurities
(3) Nope
(4) Used to be everyday; now very rarely

Other issues:

(5) I know she still has strong feelings...she said she cried for 2 weeks just because I haven't called
(6) I think she's seeing someone else who is long-distance.

That's not bad...:thumbsup

In my experience jewelry has always gone over well.

There is no such thing as my fault only, there must be a reason you broke up wth her. And don't buy any gift just send her some flowers and invite her for a dinner to a nice place. And chat all evening. Gifts are not proper in this case imho.

Diamond earrings... or anything off eLuxury.com

Girls love that shit.

Well if you want her back you two have to talk. If you know she is insecure and your flirting bothers her then you have to tone it down. IMO trust and communication are the two most important things in a relationship.

If she is seeing someone long-distance it sounds like a rebound from the hurt she is feeling between you two. Gotta sit her down and have a talk bro

Good luck with it :thumbsup

Agreed.

Do not send the wrong message.

Hey, dig- I wondered if you'd show up. Thanks for the suggestion.

But, I do have to take most of the blame. I started dating her just one week after breaking up with my "fiance to be". I still loved my ex and made the mistake of telling my current. Withdrew, and all kinds of bad stuff crept in, like insecurities. So naturally, my flirty nature didn't help things out.

Well, if both of you still love one another you should definitely take her to dinner and communicate your feelings and what both of you want from one another.

Some pretty flowers would be a nice gesture as well.

Good luck. I hope it works out for you!

I did tone it down, but she wouldn't accept it. I'm wondering if this is a "damage has already and irreparably been done" scenerio.

talked a little more frequently as of late.

translation: got film developed and picture is currently on the top of many on the wall... lmao

If you want her back: nice gift... jewelry etc
If you want her gone: nothing, don't even recognize it WAS her birthday.

You seem to be confused as to wanting her or not in your post. :Graucho

Its all about rebuilding the trust bro. Once the damage has been done, its a long road to get the trust back. At this point words are pretty much empty, only your actions will show her that your trying.

Thanks, everyone, for your input. And I'm pretty sure what I want. I'm seeing a couple other girls right now, but only as a "friends with priveleges" kind of thing, so I don't rebound. But all that's doing is making me realize what a good thing I had. Screwing around, while admittedly fun, has no real substance. I do want her back, but I kind of doubt the probability of it actually happening.

You don't get her anything. Exs are done! ;)

Depends on your budget... :Graucho

I am sure that when you meet the girl who can be your better half, you'll forget being flirty and won't run away. When a relationship is serious and so are your feelings, one week is not enough to get over it and find a new girl.. if you know what I mean :)

You remember there birthday? I cant remember that stuff when I am with them let alone an ex.

yes, talking is always a good idea:thumbsup

Here's my take for what is worth.

You want to be with her but she don't want to be with you since she broke it off with you so you are wasting your time.

Therefore you should not even acknowledge her birthday or try to be friends as you said you don't think you can be just friends after dating her and 99% of people can't.

If she broke up with you just to make you get your shit together she is also not worth being with unless she was trying to get you off drugs or something. She is fucking with your head beacause she don't know what she wants.

Move on, plenty more punani in the sea.
If you are looking long term find one that is a little more sure of herself.

I totally agree. :thumbsup

get her a lobotomy-
This way she'll forget you ever existed-

The next time you fuck her it's almost like you'll be a perfect stranger.

Why go back when you can move forward ?

I dont get why people play games when it comes to love, just do the right thing and there arent these problems.

Make notes. And backup of the notes lol. My relationship turned into friendship with exes but they get a call only, no gifts.

:1orglaugh

I broke up with her.

an Oxygen sandwich with Air pie

in other words...nothing

This whole thing wouldn't even be an issue is she was the one who broke up with me. It'd be done.

Get her a sex videotape of you and your NEW girlfriend.:1orglaugh

Lol @ BVF :)

Et Tu, Brute? :winkwink:

Why? Damn pride, I feel ya.

:helpme

Yeah, that, and I'd know breaking up was something she wanted. As it is, she's upset that we're not together, but too scared of being hurt again to get back together. I messed up.

Fuck it took me 10 minutes to type that crap above.


Well it still kinda applies in reverse.

You obviously felt strong enough that it wasn't working to break it off.
Now you are probably regretting it because you were so used to being around her.

Go with your first instinct.
Move on , time heals all etc etc