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Metatron-SpookyCash 12-04-2003 11:08 PM

"Freeway" Porn Malls Invade Heartland
 
From USAToday:

Until the 61-foot-tall sign appeared one morning along Interstate 70, no one from Abilene, Kan., knew that the former Stuckey's truck stop just outside of town had been remade into an "adult superstore" that sells X-rated videos, lingerie and sex toys.

"It was a sneaky deal," Karen McMillan, the county official in charge of zoning, says. "They came in in the middle of the night. We thought it was a boot outlet."

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(And this is an outrage, because as we all know, nobody really likes porn and it's only a multibillion $$$ industry because bad people force it down the throats of the innocent)

AmeliaG 12-05-2003 05:14 AM

Boots are nice too. :)

liquidmoe 12-05-2003 05:18 AM

11,000 adult movies made vs 1,000 hollywood movies :thumbsup

Plan9 12-05-2003 05:20 AM

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Originally posted by Metatron-SpookyCash


(And this is an outrage, because as we all know, nobody really likes porn and it's only a multibillion $$$ industry because bad people force it down the throats of the innocent)

Yes, and *obviously* none of the people in these towns are shopping there...and thats how they stay in business :1orglaugh

ForrestBlack 12-06-2003 01:58 PM

Mmmmm... I like forcing down the throats of the innocent :Graucho

But seriously, Stuckey's is a bit of an outrage as it is. I think they should put strippers on the counters of Waffle House too.

Forrest-

MattO 12-06-2003 02:30 PM

Christ, can you blame them for being upset???
http://www.germantourist.com/billboard.jpg

On-top 12-06-2003 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by Metatron-SpookyCash
We thought it was a boot outlet."

:1orglaugh

Metatron-SpookyCash 12-07-2003 09:15 PM

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Christ, can you blame them for being upset???
Only if it's false advertising. They're probably just pissy that they don't have free coffee.

BVF 12-07-2003 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
Christ, can you blame them for being upset???
http://www.germantourist.com/billboard.jpg

That's photoshopped. There's no way in fuck there's a billboard like that out in public.

tony286 12-07-2003 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by BVF


That's photoshopped. There's no way in fuck there's a billboard like that out in public.


But I bet a billboard like that would get a shitload of customers lol

Metatron-SpookyCash 12-07-2003 09:21 PM

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"It was a sneaky deal," Karen McMillan, the county official in charge of zoning, says. "They came in in the middle of the night. We thought it was a boot outlet."
Yep, read between the lines here. They "came" all "sneaky", "in the middle of the night", all over her "boot outlet", the lying bastards.

You have no secrets from us, Ms. McMillan. You are a greedy, worshipping cockmonster.

Metatron-SpookyCash 12-07-2003 09:26 PM

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That's photoshopped. There's no way in fuck there's a billboard like that out in public.
Everything you read here is true. You'd best be ready to throw down before you attack the veracity of photographic evidence.

oop, sorry, I mean p0wned!!! ha ha ura f33b!!!

Chris 12-07-2003 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by BVF


That's photoshopped. There's no way in fuck there's a billboard like that out in public.

yeah thnx for pointing that out im sure we all missed the big ' matto ' logo right under the picture ...


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