Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie Reality Show
 

i dont like it

i can't really even judge paris, shes so dumb its just way to easy...
"i don't wanna be one of those kids that lives off there parents" quote from an interview, ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

soo fucking lame

Paris accually has alot of her own money from modeling and acting

I'm sure that the Hilton family is impressed with her on that show...:1orglaugh

I fucked the shit out of Paris on video, then released it to the public once...

the amount of money and the type of lifestyle, i find it hard to believe shes not dipping into the family billions

Paris Hilton "whats walmart? is that where they sell walls or something?"
dumb whore!!!

no way..the way she spends money any money she has ever earned was gone within a week..or less. She burns through like 10-15k a day on random stuff..she has never made that much on anything

whats the point of the show? giving the white trash and rednecks a reason to feel better about themselves watching rich people being "stupid"?

They didn't know how to "punch" a time-clock! :1orglaugh

I thought the show was sad. Everyone was so uncomfortable. Which in turn made me laugh! :thumbsup

I love the show, now go and flame away


:)

On the show last night, they showed them going on a shopping spree in NY before leaving for the farm. Paris asked the saleslady if they had her mother's credit card number on file. Obviously she wasn't planning on paying for things herself.

I sure as fuck hope they didnt actualy sell that milk mixed with mud and water to people. Those two are out of there mind. Super parenting on behalf of the Hiltons nannies.

I burst out laughing when I heard one of those redneck fellers muttering something like "so your name is Paris Motel 6"..... LMAO!!

this sucks

i liked the video of her bent over on a bed and taking it from behind much better.

THAT was grade A entertainment

that wasnt her, it was krystal steal.

check the tattoo on her back

uh yeah. you have credibility... so naturally i believe you.

thanks for setting me straight by pointing out how the entire planet was misled.

any other tips today brainiac?

yummy whores :glugglug

I think they are dumb and just mean, asking the family if they hang out at walmart....useless spoil rude brats....:mad:

In Paris' defense I myself did not know what a walmart was till i was 18yo any went to college in Florida. I'm from NYC wasn't a walmart there to my knowledge.

i guess if you grow up rich and only are surrounded by highend things then you may not know how to milk a cow or what a walmart is. Rich kids don't sit around watching tv all day so there knowledge of everyday things are totally off the wall.

as for the milk with water in it, hehe that's something i'd do too.

I thought that show was hilarious.

its called acting.

she knew what walmart is, but thought it was funnier to make as if she didnt.

reality shows arent ALL reality. FAR from it.

a reality show is really based on what the producers reality of the show is. They will portray people the way they want, which can be different then how they really are.

Same exact shit with 'the newlyweds'. Jessica plays a dumbass (mostly) on purpose.

Dumb = funny on TV.

I highly doubt she will be living off her parents from now on..... Think she's Moving in with FOX.
:)

I spent a night in paris-
I have a videotape to prove it!

Damn i thought Jessica Simpson was dumb, then i saw these two girls.

Naw, it was funnier than that: The kid said "Yea, my last name is Motel 6." :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I heard theres a MILF version of CATHY HILTON going around ...

p.s. cathy is paris's mom

Me too. I was laughing out loud when they were pouring the milk. :1orglaugh

lame:BangBang: :BangBang: why is it so funny these chicks are filthy rich and have never worked a day in their lives...stupid bitches

This "reality" show is such a fucking joke you can just feel that it's actually being directed from behind the scenes or things are plotted out.

We all know all the other shows do it too, but they do it much better.

For instance the girls are up early for their day at the dairy farm...and oh my guess what just happens to be there...a hot tub and guess what...they just happened to pack their bikinis.

Honestly tho' it's getting to the point where I don't want to watch another home improvement show or mtv cribs "rich girls" etc because basically these shows should be called the "we're rubbing your noses in it" programs and I'm sick and tired of whiny little rich kids complaining about how difficult life is for them.

That stupid little bitch Hilfiger..I caught a commercial for her show and she's balling in her cellphone saying..."Do you realize how many therapists have told me I missed out on my childhood?"

LOL yeah buy a fucking clue with daddy's gold card no one would give these ugly ass skanks the time of day if it wasn't for the cash they have.

Grade A? You are deluded. That was the shittiest looking video I've seen in some time. Shitty lighting, shitty camera work, shitty sound, shitty viewing. You'd think that people with millions could afford equipment that would produce something better than that.


I could make a better looking video with my digital camera (takes 5 min. of .avi).

something i don't get - paris hilton has access to millions of dollars, and the clothes she wears are pretty low-end. maybe they're the designer originals of the crap i see at cheap stores, but if they are, it's a triumph over the cost of fabric and designer talent.

Some day... I can only hope.. you will come to understand that good AMATEUR content does depend on lighting, camera, and sound.

I agree that it is grade A... "A" as in AMATEUR...

walmart is fucking richer than she will ever be

the waltons could fucking buy the hiltons a zillion times over

7 Alice L Walton 54 16.5 United States
7 Helen R Walton 83 16.5 United States
7 Jim C Walton 55 16.5 United States
7 John T Walton 57 16.5 United States
7 S Robson Walton 59 16.5 United States

16.5 billion a pop

other people got lesser inheritence and are still ranking on the list

walton mafia wha wha wha wha

forbes top 100

http://www.forbes.com/lists/results....th%28%24bil%29

I've produced my share of amateur content over the years and am cerainly qualified to comment on this movie.

The lighting and camera work were aweful in the movie I saw... everything was blue, her eyes were glowing like the hound of the baskerville. The movie was said to be originally made for personal enjoyment by the boyfriend..... if that is true, you would think he would want a better quality vid than that. I know I would. The movie was NOT intended to be "content", amateur or otherwise.

Anyone paying money to view it is nuts in my opinion.

I personally got a good laugh out of the show. they are Rich party girls what more do you expect. :2 cents:

Best comedy of the year

have not seen it yet, but they are such mental midgets that it has to be funny, atleast

HAHAHHAHAHHHHAHA,

on the simple life site there is a button that says "click here to see the Paris and Nicole Video" someone didn't think that through, I'll bet it's getting 32413254123 clicks a day

I fucked both them :thumbsup

The first one was pretty funny but I'm still wondering who goes to work at a dairy farm with a bikini in their bag so they can spend the afternoon by the hot tub...

true :1orglaugh

i dont like it either but it isa trip how they live their lives

No offense, but you are talking about quasi neo psuedo amateur content and i am talking about the real thing... I call what you do "pro am" or "gonzo".

I may or may not be more or less qualified than you to speak on this subject... but the fact remains that 20/20 is interviewing me on Saturday for my slant on the nature of "amateur" porn...

would be kewl to be able to stay in any hilton anywhere in the world for free tho !!

Think about how kewl that would be !!

You rang Far L?

reality shows are a bore:sleep
dont get sucked into them