How can i complain to Mcdonald's and get free Shit?
 

I want to write to Mcdonald's cause they fucked me over so many times and try to get some free shit. What can i say?

Try getting a job, preferrably somewhere that doesnt require you touching my food such as a car wash.

You walk into the store and complain about your previous visit to the manage. Than he/she will almost certainly offer you a free meal.

THat's good! I was thinking of something on a larger scale.

Why would you eat there?

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I stopped at Mickie D's a couple years ago and saw 4 idiots in the kitchen having a squirt bottle fight.. The bottles had cleaning solvent in them and they were squirting them in the direction of the food being cooked....

Food on the floor.. yada yada...

I emailed Mickie D's main office and registered a complaint..

Got a card in the mail with an apology..

Got a phone call from the regional mgr. wanting details..

She said changes would definitely be made...

And I didn't even get a free Mickie D sammich... let alone any neat stuff....

thats right , i do it all the time.... and its working! :Graucho

Just grab a thing of fries when you push your mop past the deep fryer. Its easy!

If you want a hookup you're better off hitting on one of the cute young chicks there so she'll just hook you up with free shit whenever you roll through.

Funny enough I'll tell you what has always worked for me, just ask for free shit, if you want something just say it, it fucking works. Just say hey, how about you tossing me a free apple pie, they'll look at you at first and then just say yeah, just hook me up. Over half the people will do it.

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:1orglaugh

I worked at McDs for 3 years and I never gave something out for free, nor saw someone do it, unless the person deserved it.

My question is if they give you shit service and you're unhappy with the place, why the hell do you go back? And why would you still eat there, even if it was free?

And are you so broke that you need to scam free food from McDs? A cheeseburger is like $1 for christsakes.

Just ask someone who works there. Im pretty sure we have some 15 year old kid on GFY who has hookups.

Go get breakfast there and then call and tell them they put cheese on it or something and the manager will tell you to come tomorrow for free breakfast. I only know this because 2 days in a row they fucked my breakfast up, so I called and got 1 free breakfast, it took a couple of times that day for them to NOT PUT CHEESE ON MY BREAKFAST SANDWICH. NO QUESO!!!

What youve gotta do is eat half your big mac, put a couple hairs on it, then go to the counter and complain theres hair in your food. You will get a freebie for sure, and it works every time.

To settle the score in a bigger way than getting a free order of small fries, you need to engage in some civil disobedience. Steal a Ronald McDonald statue...those fuckers are like $5000 to replace. Leave a note telling them why, that it's to exact vengence for that forgotten ketchup packet, that regular drink instead of diet, that big mac that was only luke warm, that simple order that took six fucking minutes to fill, for that time they gave you one pickle instead of two on your cheeseburger. And for all the other pickles they forgot on other people's cheeseburgers, worldwide, day after day, for years.

Ya know what, fuck the Ronald statue. You need to fly a plane into their goddamn world headquarters. Power To The People! Fight The Clown! :mad:

Tell them the hat doesn't fit, the pants are too long and the shirt was made for a boy.
Then tell them if you don't get some free shit, you quit.

The cheeseburger is only supposed to have one pickle...

Hmmm not everyone knows that, I wonder why.

:Graucho

they always fuck you at the drive thru!

joe pesci!

You know I was almost going to call the plane back, but I decided to google further on the subject. I'll concede your point partially: current McDonald's burger specifications call for a single pickle. But they're still SUPPOSED to have two. They had two when Ray Kroc was flipping the burgers himself. Burger King gives two. Wendy's gives two. And Subway, the fastest growing fast food chain in the country, gives a small handful of pickles, left as a means of expression for their talented Sandwich Artists. Our species has grown complacent, accepting single-pickle cheeseburgers without a fight. If we don't take action now, what's next? Open face cheeseburgers with half a bun? 3 cents extra for ketchup? Where will the madness end?!

you're killing me :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

psyko514 has the right answer - lookin' for free shit from McDonals? - gimme a fucking break

I spent 3 years of my life making cheeseburgers, and you doubted me?

Easy,
Go through Drive Through, Tell them Yesterday at lunch you ordered a #1, and got a #3, say you didn't find out till it was too late, and you were already at work. Continue to do this to all the mcdonalds in the area, until you have exausted that resource, and move on to burger king.

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:1orglaugh

Tell them you found a fully grown cat in your big mac :thumbsup

So lets say they give you a free Mc Shit T-SHIRT...
YOU would wear the fucker?

Sad as fuck!

http://www.danheller.com/images/Cuba...McShit-big.jpg

:321GFY

Head, I hope this wasn't you:

From http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/2268498

Dec. 3, 2003, 8:00PM

Woman convicted of assault of fast-food worker
By ANDREW TILGHMAN

A McDonald's customer who flew into a violent rage when she was denied mayonnaise on her cheeseburger was convicted of felony assault Wednesday.

Waynetta Nolan, 37, faces up to 20 years in prison for mowing down the restaurant's manager with her car, dragging the employee across the parking lot and breaking her pelvis.

In the middle of the lunchtime rush, the longtime McDonald's employee had briefly stepped into the drive-through lane to take down the disruptive customer's license plate number when Nolan's sedan lunged forward, witnesses said.

Witnesses said 43-year-old Sherry Allen Jenkins screamed, "Stop! Please stop!" as she was thrown from the car hood, caught between the wheels and scraped along the pavement.

Nolan, who has previous convictions for assault and prostitution, said she was oblivious to the entire April 23 episode at the McDonald's near Bissonnet and Beltway 8 in southwest Houston.

Nolan said she had inched her car forward to put ketchup on her burger when she heard a car horn. Realizing she was blocking drive-through traffic, she said, she gunned her car forward.

Nolan testified Wednesday that she thought she had rolled over "a bump" when she ran over Jenkins.

Jurors took less than an hour to convict Nolan of aggravated assault. They will return to state District Judge Brock Thomas' courtroom today to decide Nolan's punishment, which could range from two to 20 years in prison.

The incident began when an 18-year-old employee working at the drive-through window told Nolan mayonnaise was not an option on McDonald's cheeseburgers. When Nolan became angry, she was encouraged to pull her car around to the window counter and speak to the manager.

Witnesses said Nolan cursed and threw a cheeseburger back though the drive-through window.

When Jenkins offered a special-order cheeseburger with mayonnaise, witnesses said, Nolan complained her french fries had grown cold. After receiving new fries, she then demanded a new drink.

Unable to pacify the belligerent customer, Jenkins finally called police, who asked her to get the customer's license plate number.

After running over Jenkins, witnesses said, Nolan sped from the parking lot and drove into oncoming traffic on a one-way feeder road.She was arrested at her home after a man who saw the assault followed her and reported her plate to police.

Jurors had the option of convicting Nolan of a lesser crime, such as misdemeanor reckless driving, but prosecutors said it was her spectacular departure that likely led to her felony assault conviction.

"Did she stop?" asked assistant district attorney John Jordan. "Did she say, 'Oh my Lord, what have I done?' "

Nolan's attorney, Troy Wilson, said his client simply panicked.

"I think more than anything, it was the panic afterward that hurt her with the jury."

:321GFY