I need your help
 

Every morning there is this older guy that walks half on the road picking up cans and blocking traffic. He seems like a nice guy.

But the traffic thing annoys me.

So I went ahead and sold him to a rich family in Vermont.

How do I go about telling this guy he needs to pack up and move to his new residence 1500 miles away to be the plaything of some other family?

Or maybe just drug him and put him on a train?

fed ex

:1orglaugh

Make a trail of cans leading into a water heater box. Stand by with packing tape.