My mom's birthday is coming up... what should I get her....
 

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She isn't such a good mother either...
give me some options

A son thats not an idiot :Graucho

Age? Interests? Job?

agreed

i got her some new undies


:Graucho

21. None. Teacher.

:throwup

Stay away from the house for a day??

Outside of that - get her either a day at the spa / dinner / back massager / clothing or simply chocolates and flowers

How much are you planning to spend?

16 inch double headed purple dildo.

ive been waiting a week for you to notice my location

Good idea!

are you 14?

$200 I guess... dunno

yeah pretty much dude


sorry

:1orglaugh :throwup

ehehehe. :evil-laug

your adoption papers.

$200 is perfect! You should buy her something she wouldn't buy for herself, or that she would get a cheaper version of.
Cashmere comes to mind. Blanket ( i havent priced them lately), gloves, scarf, juicy couture hoodie and pants.

TIVO! Get her a Tivo unit!

and then get her the lifetime tivo subscription for christmas. If dad is still there, that is a perfect dual gift. It will be the greatest gift she ever received.

Dildo

My gaydar is all over the place right now. Care to explain?

Some plastic ?

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000351.html

:Graucho

Give her cash as a gift

Its S.FL
its hot as is

wtf is tivo
?

http://www.tivo.com

You have to have one. It's the best thing EVER.

If I worked for sex.com I would say, "Buy her some niche traffic from us"
:)

Good watch

my dick

Whatever you get try to make it as special as possible, something with meaning, something that only a "special" mother would get.

Why in the world would you do that? Because one day she won't be around but you will at least know that while she may not have been the best of mother you tried to be the best of sons.

She might also be so stunned by your thoughtful wonderful gift she might appreciate you more.

a tivo is a good idea

:glugglug