GFYers Show Me Your Scariest Threats
 

Hey you! I need some serious help threatening people with legal action and police intervention. I just don't have it in me to write a good threat letter. I've tried. I don't have enough testosterone or something. I'd like you to post examples of lettters you have either received or sent threatening people to leave you and/or your services alone. I am under attack and need some serious wordage. Hit me with the best you've got. The scarier the better... I know you have them.:helpme

Hire an attorney you cheap fuck.

:1orglaugh serious wordage

cheap ass! :1orglaugh

heres one i had to send out:





Dear asshole,

take my fucking copyrighted material OFF your shit ass website or i will beat your fucking ass then sue you into oblivion.



regards, jimthefiend

I sent that to you last week. Now you claim it is yours?

First you copy my images...Now my words. :BangBang:

You misunderstand me..I am looking for a bit of a scare beyond that which an attorney would care to be a part of. Although, I would like to hit them with the legalese as well as the threats of ..something else. This I can not figure out.

Why talk the talk if you are afraid to walk the walk?

Hire a hitman you cheap pussy.

Walk softly and carry a big stick.

Because, like, I'm not trying to kill anyone dude. Just get them to leave my service alone. Get a clue, I don't think it would serve me well to end up in prison. Genius.

I have a clue. Take these :2 cents: and buy yourself one you broke fuck.

Indeed, I was taught to wage cold war with quiet charm. This is not working for me right now.

AaronM, please see your way to pissing in someone's thread who cares.

take it to a real lawyer man

If you did not care, you would not have replied to me.

Now...Kindly post your billing addy so I can send you an invoice for the clue I just supplied you with.

ask cheekycherry for help... he's really good with legal threats :winkwink: ..i think his are more than threats though

You have nothing original to add, ever. Everyone knows this but you. Begone.

I'm taking notes..

So...AGAIN you reply to me? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Another brainwashed sheep is about to be added to my ignore list. Not until I am done toying with you though.

Oh wait....Please don't send me a scary letter. I was only joking. :321GFY

Keep bumping my thread loser.:GFYBand


You came to my thread to add nothing, just to be seen near me and I'm the sheep?

icq me

chemicaleyes (06:04 PM) :
Hi, What can I do for you?
Ashley (06:04 PM) :
You replied to my gfy thread about threatening letters..whatcha got?
chemicaleyes (06:05 PM) :
anidifranco?
Ashley (06:05 PM) :
yes
chemicaleyes (06:06 PM) :
Hire an attorney
Ashley (06:06 PM) :
get a life
chemicaleyes (06:07 PM) :
fuck off bitch
Ashley (06:07 PM) :
i intend to
chemicaleyes (06:08 PM) :
ty

:1orglaugh

I repeat:
Ashley (06:06 PM) :
get a life

chemicaleyes (06:07 PM) :
fuck off bitch

get a room

This is MY thread.

That's right.

And if it were not for me bumping your thread...It would be off the first page by now.

You're welcome. :glugglug

Oh yeah?

Wanna bet? :Graucho

Finally, we agree on something.

for 1000$ I'll let one of my guys kill him. my services are available in usa (alaska and washington cost 500$ extra), canada and europe.

call +31625424250 and ask for tony if you're interested.

What's that got to do with shit, you contacted me, when I already called you a cheap ass! How old are you? ... Don't worry about an answer just go away and grow up. TY =)

Actually, no..
But if you wish to use whatever powers you may have to steal my scrawny little thread it speaks much more about you than me.

You are chasing me around like a lovesick puppy. Don't post in my threads to ICQ you and I won't ever. Okay, deal? Great! Now get lost.

Indeed. He who has the power to control the destiny of a thread is a force to be reconed with. :)

I don't think pure threatening will work. Get the fact and get the related law, then tell them to whoever you are trying to convey that message to.

When I was trying to get away from my hospital bill, they said they will transfer this to a collection agency, I immediately paid. :(

Yep, this is my intention. I have the legal end covered already, but it's not working. I may have to present an IRL threat to get my point across.. I dunno. It's sad really that people can not be civilized.

:321GFY I replied to brizzad's post for "brizzad" to icq me, I am so sorry if your thick ass couldn't understand that! :1orglaugh you are good for one thing, you make me laugh, TY.

Use a scary address may also help. I think people will mostly pay more attention to letters from some Attorney's office, government agencies, or somebody named "saporano". :2 cents:

You are so lame, your posts always disappoint me. I hope for a clever response and all I get is tired excuses.
Next time you want Brizzad to icq you, I suggest : 1. post in brizzad's thread 2. address your post to Brizzad. 3. contact brizzad directly.

bump for your cheap ass! :1orglaugh