Shoplifter banned for defecating on security guard
 

Pretty shitty thing to do, if you ask me .......


Shoplifter banned for defecating on security guard

A shoplifter has been banned from a Dutch supermarket for allegedly defecating on a security guard.

The 44-year-old man was caught trying to steal two bottles of beer from the De Boer supermarket in Leeuwarden.

The security guard who caught him ordered him to empty his pockets but he dropped his trousers and defecated instead.

Shopholder Saab Rozema said: "It was all over the place and we had to disinfect the whole shop. We had to put the uniform immediately in the washing machine."

The burglar told police he had suffered an epileptic fit and didn't know what he was doing, reports the Leeuwarder Courant.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_843464.html

Fucking dutchies :BangBang: :ak47:

OK, when thieves are shitting on your security guards, it's time to hire a new company.

SpaceAce

How exactly do you randomly shit on someone?

I've been to Leeuwarden. Fun town. Loads of college chicks and Dutch women are hot.

apparantly an epileptic fit will make you do that :1orglaugh

HAHAHAH

Well you have to have a few screws loose to shoplift anyway so doesn't suprise me.

HAHA

I hate it when I accidentally shit on someone.

Hey, how are you today?

Great, thanks. *POOP* ...ahh my bad.

i'm surprised the ******* and/or seaside sprayer pics haven't found their way into this one.

sigs too big

Hehe, I know the feeling.. hmm

You fuck with me you pay the price.