Describe the perfect affiliate program?
 

The affiliate program for thiswillshockyou.com will be live in about 1 week, I already have all the details worked out but I want to know what you guys would expect from an affiliate program of this nature. What would it take to get everyone excited about this program?

Since the opportunity has persented itself.......
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How does this sound? If anyone thinks we can make it any better let us know.

13 reasons to join the thiswillshockyou.com affiliate program

1. Get 40% commisions on all products you sell.

2. Get 25% Referral Bonuses on all products sold by webmasters you referred.

3. A Cookie stores your id# for 3 years, so even if the customer does not buy anything that day you will still get a commission if they go directly back to the site and buy something within 3 years.

4. New affiliates get a free video of their choice after they sell their first 5 videos.

5. We have a uniuqe product that catches peoples attention and sells better than anything on the web.

6. If you find any website out there with a better program we will do everything we can to make ours even better.

7. Our affiliates make a bigger profit than we do.

8. We have six more major videos in the making, which will keep the customers coming back for more.

9. Conversions typically range below 1:250

10. You will get free promotional content.

11. We will give you all the help and support you need to make tons of cash with us.

12. You just promote our products and get checks. You will never be asked to do anything more.

13. Free hosted galleries/ banners/bonus tools and free online marketing training.