Santa Claus - sit on his lap ban.
 

This year the kids from some town in New Zealand arent allowed to sit on Santa's lap anymore to avoid claims of child molesting.

pretty sad.

:(

Haha :Graucho

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Thats just sick :/

Please dont let them bring this into the UK.....or else there goes my only lay this year...:helpme

Ummmm that's just wrong :ugone2far

I think they should worry about kids going to Catholic church more than Santa's lap! I've never heard of a Santa violation! Christmas will be a thing of the past in 50 years... probably replace it with something more politically correct... like "Gift Exchange Day" :disgust

I dont have a link for you guys, just read it in the Dutch newspaper a few days ago.

what does it matter if it becomes gift exchange day? most people don't even know why we celebrate x-mas to begin with.

I could live without the gift exchanging shit. :2 cents:

How long did it take you to capitalize every first letter of every word in that post?