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Yes yes, I know noone really cares - but every fucker has there own thread, so I wanted one too.

:321GFY

Congrats, now set a custom title :321GFY

A Man Reads A Book In Bed, And Every Once In A While He Reaches Over And Tickles His Wife On The Fun Spot. Suddenly His Wife Cries Out, "Will You Stop That! If You Want Sex You Can Ask Me Instead Of Teasing Me Like This."<br>The Man Replies, "I'm Not Teasing You. I'm Wetting My Fingers So I Can Turn The Page." :helpme

The Most Recent Survey About Women Showed That 10 Percent Of The Men Interviewed Liked Women With Thin Legs. Another 15 Percent Preferred Muscular Legs. The Rest Liked Something In-between. :feels-hot

My 2000th post thread got 0 replies. I felt so special :glugglug

You might have tried saying something in it.

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...hreadid=197631

Was just bad timing, everyone was talking about the new Adult Dialer Solution look :glugglug

:Graucho :Graucho

I Think I Smell A Inbreeder.

Retard. :BangBang:

congrats man :)

A Lady Was Laying On The Doctor's Table, Waiting For Her Annual Pap Test. The Doctor Came In, And As He Was Preparing Himself, She Mentioned That She Had Six Kids. The Doctor Said, "Yeah, I Can Tell. You Have The Biggest Box I Have Ever Seen."The Lady Was Offended, And After She Got Home, She Went Into The Bathroom, Took The Mirror Off The Wall, And Laid It On The Floor So She Could Have A Look For Herself. As She Squatted Over The Mirror, Her Husband Walked In And Saw Her. He Asked Her What She Was Doing. She Said, "I Am Doing My Exercizes.The Husband Replied, "Well, Be Careful. Don't Fall Into That Fucking Hole" :ak47: