Awesome joke.
 

The teacher asks little Johnny, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny replies, "A doctor."

The teacher, not being able to understand how this little devil-kid would want to help people, asks, "A doctor? You? Why is that?"

Little Johnny grins and responds, "Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill."

Haha :1orglaugh nice one!

Nice one. :thumbsup

:thumbsup havent hear that johnnie j/k b4

How Many Animals Can You Find In A Woman's Pantyhose?<br>There Are 10 Little Piggies... 2 Calves... An Ass... A Beaver... And A Stinky Fish No One Can Find!

Cocksucker.

A woman was hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager
explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door.
The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new
employee.

He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The
foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him
the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place.
At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the
material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts
a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing
the little package between Elmo's legs. The personnel manager starts
laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks
over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me
yesterday.

Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And, who was the woman you were with?"
"Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her
reputation."
"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well
tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Kelly?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Liz Shannon?"
"I'm sorry, but I can't name her."
"Was it Cathy Morgan?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy
Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must
atone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now."
Tommy walks back to his pew.
His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Three month's vacation and five good leads," says Tommy.

This idiot should be banned. I've never seen so many rubbish posts. (not talking about just this thread, but look at all the other ones he's posted)

Obviously someone is trying to win the wegcash contest by paying this fuckstick to post garbage.

:321GFY