anyone from san diego
 

BEERS AND TROUBLEMAKING :thumbsup

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Are you single and cute? :tongue:

female?

yep, I am, and a whole bunch more, check this thread out.



San Diego

i'm half female, bi, :winkwink:

but i'll have to be honest, i'm not in san diego, it just sounds fun tonight

yes and yes fo shizzle :thumbsup

Asshat.

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Heheheh...

Yup, you wanna hang out with this guy.

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Nobody here gives a shit, motherfucker.

One Day Superman Was Flying Though The Air And Suddenly Felt Very Horny. As He Flew By A Beach He Saw Wonderwoman, Sun-bathing Nude. So He Thought Up A Plan. "I'll Fly Down There, Fuck Her Real Fast, Fly Away, And She'll Never Know What Hit Her," He Thought To Himself. So He Flew Down Real Fast, Pumped A Couple Of Times And Flew Off. Wonderwoman, Confused, Sat Up And Said, "What In The Hell Was That?" Then The Invisible Man Sat Up And Said, "I Don't Know, But My Asshole Sure Hurts!"

A Woman Came Home Just In Time To Find Her Husband In Bed With Another Woman. With Superhuman Strength Borne Of Fury, She Dragged Her Husband Down The Stairs To The Garage And Put His Penis In A Vice. She Then Secured It Tightly And Removed The Handle And Picked Up A Hacksaw.<br>The Terrified Husband, Screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're Not Going To Cut It Off, Are You?"<br>The Wife, With A Gleam Of Revenge In Her Eye Said, "No, You Are As Soon As I Set The Garage On Fire."

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A Young Girl Asks Her Mother, "Mom, How Many Kind Of Penises Are There?" The Mother, Surprised, Answers, "Well, A Man Goes Through Three Phases. In A Man's Twenties, A Man's Penis Is Like An Oak, Mighty And Hard. In His Thirties And Forties, It Is Like A Birch, Flexible But Reliable. After His Fifties, It Is Like A Christmas Tree."<br>The Young Girl Queries, "A Christmas Tree?"<br>"Yes, Dried Up And The Balls Are There For Decoration Only." :)