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foolio 11-29-2003 01:47 AM

How do you get the smell out of your chair?
 
Ok, I got this kick-ass leather computer chair bout a year or two ago on clearance (so they don't have another I can buy). This chair is so damm comfy - just kinda melt into it... the problem is I have been 'melting' too much.. and the chair fucking smells like farts. I have no idea how to clean this thing, but I reeeeeally do not want to get rid of it, it is too damm nice... other than the smell it now has.

So how do I get rid of the smell?

:(

detoxed 11-29-2003 01:49 AM

You get what you put into it. Dont fart in your new chair.

Ice 11-29-2003 01:50 AM

Steam clean it or some shit. You can rent a cleaner for nothing and then spray some new smell shit on it

Gruntled 11-29-2003 02:03 AM

Oh hell no. If you steam the leather, it will dry up and crack. That would put a serious damper on your butt-groove. :1orglaugh

Just hit it with a damp rag and some mild dish liquid. (or you could get leather cleaner for a few bucks.)

Ice 11-29-2003 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gruntled
Oh hell no. If you steam the leather, it will dry up and crack. That would put a serious damper on your butt-groove. :1orglaugh

Just hit it with a damp rag and some mild dish liquid. (or you could get leather cleaner for a few bucks.)

me bad... didn't see the leather part.... Too much Jager tonight :glugglug

shermo 11-29-2003 02:13 AM

Buy a new chair and load up on Gas-X :thumbsup

SomeCreep 11-29-2003 02:19 AM

Ass is a permanent staining smell. You gotta live with it. :glugglug

WiredGuy 11-29-2003 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SomeCreep
Ass is a permanent staining smell. You gotta live with it. :glugglug
:1orglaugh

Arousal Design 11-29-2003 02:26 AM

I wonder if febreeze will ruin the leather.

jaYMan 11-29-2003 03:22 AM

Quote:

You get what you put into it. Dont fart in your new chair.
LOL
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Rorschach 11-29-2003 03:49 AM

Perhaps you should think about changing your diet... if your farts are bad enough to stink out your chair, it sounds like you have a few intestinal issues.

kristin 11-29-2003 04:50 AM

Frebreeze, that shit is the best, will get out any smell...open your windows and spray it all over, really airs out a room.

wyldblyss 11-29-2003 07:43 AM

Take a towel and spray it with Febreeze. Lay the towel, febreeze side down onto the chair. Place ass on chair, repeat a couple times per day until the smell disappears. Once the smell is gone, it wouldn't hurt to do this a couple times a week.

NoAngel 11-29-2003 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
You get what you put into it. Dont fart in your new chair.
:fart :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

myjah 11-29-2003 08:07 AM

those must be some farts to ruin your chair. i think its time to throw it out and start over

CDSmith 11-29-2003 08:09 AM

Get a fucking washable seat cover for your chair.



And Fabreeze = :thumbsup

CDSmith 11-29-2003 08:10 AM

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Originally posted by myjah
those must be some farts to ruin your chair. i think its time to throw it out and start over
Just imagine what old bus seats are like.

rooster 11-29-2003 08:13 AM

throw it away. I have a leather chair and fart like crazy, but it dosent smell at all.

evildick 11-29-2003 08:25 AM

Wash your ass with a wet rag.

Gemini 11-29-2003 08:38 AM

Check around with a bunch of your local drycleaners... there is a process (totallllly slipping my mind at the moment) that some drycleaners have to process clothes and such that have been in a fire. It removes smoke smells and other nasty stuff.

Not all drycleaners have it obviously, as it takes a room that seals off and they use some sort of static charge or something. But there is at least one in every city usually. Might not work on your chair but its worth the time to call and find out. :)

Insurance companies LOVE this system. lol

CDSmith 11-29-2003 08:40 AM

Dude must have some toxic farts.




I recommend total fumigation.

angelsofporn 11-29-2003 09:01 AM

i've had the same chair for since 98...this thing needs to be taken out and shot...just too damn cheap to get a new one

jimmyf 11-29-2003 09:12 AM

I had a chair once that I gave away 2 times and threw away 2 times. Went and got it back every time.:1orglaugh Glad the garbage hadn't been picked up.

CDSmith 11-29-2003 09:23 AM

Seriously, the solution for you people who have aligator ass and a bad case of stank chair...... Amway makes a cleaner called L.O.C. --- liquid organic cleanser...... that's the ticket for sure. Totally environmentally safe, potent yet gentle..... it will kill that gamey stench.


Everybody knows an amway guy. Contact one near you.

Herb Kornfield 11-29-2003 09:54 AM

http://www.office48.com/Seating/topl...eronsingle.jpg

Aeron chairs...no seat cushion to retain that azz smell

foolio 11-29-2003 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
Take a towel and spray it with Febreeze. Lay the towel, febreeze side down onto the chair. Place ass on chair, repeat a couple times per day until the smell disappears. Once the smell is gone, it wouldn't hurt to do this a couple times a week.
lol, i like this idea - if the fabreeze part does not work then the towel can take the brunt of the farts :Graucho

And dang, some of you swear your farts don't stink, lol.

This is not farting for a few days here, its over a looong period of time. And yes, I was my ass every day, and was it very well.

evildick 11-29-2003 10:57 AM

OK, I found your answer:

http://www.fartypants.com/fartfilter.html

That should save your chair once you get the stink out of it.

Steve 11-29-2003 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
OK, I found your answer:

http://www.fartypants.com/fartfilter.html

That should save your chair once you get the stink out of it.

aaaahhhh ahahahahaha

rabbit 11-29-2003 11:21 AM

hahaha! that's funny... i hear ya though

the rabbit

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