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CDSmith 11-28-2003 09:09 PM

Drivers from all over
 
One hand on wheel,
one hand on horn: CHICAGO.

One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window: NEW YORK.

One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window,
cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY.

One hand on wheel,
one hand on newspaper,
foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON.

One hand on wheel,
one hand on nonfat
double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone,
brick on accelerator,
gun in lap: LOS ANGELES.

Both hands on wheel,
eyes shut,
both feet on brake,
quivering in terror: OHIO,
but driving in CALIFORNIA.

Both hands in air,
gesturing,
both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to
someone in back seat: ITALY.

One hand on 12oz. double shot latte,
one knee on wheel,
cradling cell phone,
foot on brake,
mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel
while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE.

One hand on wheel,
one hand on hunting rifle,
alternating between both feet
being on the accelerator
and both feet on brake,
throwing McDonald's
bag out the window: TEXAS.

Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor,
squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA.

Two hands gripping wheel,
blue hair barely
visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate
in the left lane
with the left blinker on: FLORIDA.

One hand on the wheel,
the other on his sister: ARKANSAS.

Juicy D. Links 11-28-2003 09:12 PM

One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window yelling what the fuck : NEW YORK. <<<< ME :Graucho

Dugan 11-28-2003 09:31 PM

no detroit??

CDSmith 11-28-2003 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheNewKid
no detroit??
Tell us about Detroit.

Pornwolf 11-28-2003 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window yelling what the fuck : NEW YORK. <<<< ME :Graucho

Same here! Haha

I love driving in L.A. When you yell, "What the fuck are you doing you ignorant no driving son of a bitch! Hey you, yeah you! What the fuck is your problem?" They try their best to look the other way like little bitches.

Here in NY even the old ladies will at least flip you the bird. I love this place.


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