The Drunk Test
 

Let see how drunk you are :)

http://vapaatila.net/alko/promillelu...kka_v0_13.html

Lol.... Is there an end to that one???

FUCKER!!!!!

I got annoyed with it and kicked my desk!!!

:1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh

i apparently am too drunk to click that link at all

Damn I miss college.

I believe if you are going to test something it is best to cover all the angles. I just did that sober with dismal results so I figure the best thing to do now is get smashed and try it.

I personally think that I will do much better drunk.

it made me feel dizzy!!!
damn....i am not drunk but i feel like one..:Graucho

:1orglaugh

Haha, that's funny. Try it at 2.0%.

SpaceAce

Closing one eye didn't help :BangBang:

I wouldn't except anything else from an Englishman. If you can't handle Stella, go drink a soda like Heineken :-) :-) :-)

Stella Artois' home is 2 kilometres from here, so I'm a big fan.

:1orglaugh

I haven't drank in 7 years but at least now I know I am locked the fuck out if I start again and get a BAC of 2% :1orglaugh

im not even drunk and cant do that shit

did it

LOL:1orglaugh

2% baby

1 try on everything until 2% took multiple tries then...LOL

yes im drunk but that shit is just making me sick :repuke

:repuke OK now I will try it again!

i breezed through that, come on, give me the 3.5 level already, one eye open, seeing quadurple blobs, with a black haze falling over the vision and ambulence lights in the distance.:glugglug

Passed it up to 2.0 both sober and ruank.

:glugglug

:1orglaugh

:Graucho

i dont need a test to tell me im a drunk:1orglaugh

Do You Think Anybody Care?

You Are Really Retarded!!

A Salesman Knocked On The Door Of A House. The Door Was Opened By A Little Four Year Old Boy With A Lighted Cigar In One Hand, A Glass Of Whisky In The Other, And A Hard Core Porn Magazine Under His Arm. The Salesman, Slightly Confused, Asked, "Is Your Mom Or Dad In?"<br>The Little Boy Exclaimed, "What The Fuck Do You Think?" :mad:

<img Src=http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/10714.jpg> :winkwink:

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great check-up. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?"<br>"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."<br>"That's a pretty big decision," the doctor said, "have you talked it over with your family?"<br>"Yes, I did," the man responded, "and they're in favor 17 to 2."

Asshole-licker. :ak47:

I like that one

:thumbsup

A Man Had Six Children And Was Very Proud Of His Achievement. He Was So Proud Of Himself That He Started Calling His Wife, "Mother Of Six," In Spite Of Her Objections.<br>One Night They Went To A Party. The Man Decided That It Was Time To Go Home And Wanted To Find Out If His Wife Is Ready To Leave As Well. Much To Her Embarrassment, He Shouted At The Top Of His Voice, "Shall We Go Home, Mother Of Six?"<br>His Wife, Irritated By Her Husband's Lack Of Discretion Shouted Back, "Anytime You're Ready, Father Of Four!" :(

Yep ...you are drunk for sure :)

WeLCoMe 2 LaZt WeeK

The best DUI test in the world.

Repeat after me!

Starkle starkle little twink
What the world of you I think
I'm not under the alchafluence of inchaol
like a lot of thinkle peep I am.

I fool so feelish
I dont know me yet
The drunker I stand here
The longer I get.

Just dont stumble while saying that to anyone and they will think that you are sober...

It is actually easier to say when you are drunk.

That was the most realistic simulator I?ve played in a long time?

haha :1orglaugh

That flash almost made me puke!

i think everybody is drunk on that game