No turkey for christmas for me
 

I bought 3 turkeys this week and put them in my chook shed, and I just went down to check 'em and feed 'em and a stinkin fox got in over night and killed the lot of them, and 3 weeks ago the bastard killed 11 of my chooks. so fuck it I'm gonna get a fox trap catch the prick and lock him in the shed with 5 of my dogs and see how he likes to be played with, then when my dogs kill it I'm going to hang it on the chook shed fence to show his buddies what happens when they fuck with my pets, fuck you pommie bastards bringing your vermin out here.