Ebola is killing gorillas
 

An army of the world?s top primatologists and conservationists will meet in Paris this week to formulate an emergency strategy aimed at saving man?s closest relatives ? the great apes. But even as the international forum was being planned, a new tragedy was befalling these endangered species. Recent research has revealed that the spread of the deadly Ebola virus has devastated populations of gorillas and chimpanzees, hastening their relentless march toward extinction.

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as a primate, you must be worried it will find its way to Hawaii.

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whats with all the sad gorilla news today?

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they're doomed... Mother Nature is spankin' the monkey.

Remember how closely we are related, genetics wise, to apes. Additionally, consider virii's nasty penchant for evolution and the uncanny ability to jump around even to unrelated species.





THE SPEED KILLER MICROBE IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!



RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN AAAWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!
RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN AAAWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!

im safe, i still have that bunker dug out with 3000 cans of pickled eggs from Y2K.

The virus, which causes uncontrolled bleeding throughout the body, leads to death in nearly all apes and in about 80 percent of infected humans.

Sheeeiit...you'll be brewing your own special brand of mustard gas in there. You're fucked.

It's truly sad news

haha that was so lame and yet still funny