Holy Mother Fuck Christians Rule1
 

ROFL I've been looking at this site all morning but THIS TAKES THE CAKE!

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKING RACIAL STEREOTYPES THEY PUT ON ANIMALS ROFLROFLROFL

FUCKING PRICELESS FLASH MOVIES

Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew knows history because his family lived it!

Hopsiah lives in the Middle East, where his ancestors and those of all the other animals and humans alive today exited Noah's Ark 4,000 years ago.

But unlike the other Kangaroos who hopped to Australia, Hopsiah's family stayed behind to witness the coming of the Messiah!

I love the Habu one which is obviously making fun of Hindus :1orglaugh

Hey Habu! How many gods do you have? I don't know, I lost count :1orglaugh

Professor Giraffenstein says the world is less than 10,000 years old :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

T-Rex was a herbivore :1orglaugh

they're a bunch of morons :1orglaugh

Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This is some priceless Christian propaganda :thumbsup

Brainwash your children from birth, it's worked for centuries! YAY!!!!

Look at this page, they think dinosaurs still exist, so they mounted an expedition to the jungles of Africa to track down and bring back photographic evidence of a living dinosaur, thus proving that these Behemoths had indeed survived the Flood as scriptural analysis clearly indicates.

http://objective.jesussave.us/dinoexpedition.html

Look at their only photographic evidence at the bottom of the page :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jew is a racial slur?

You guys been to this one http://landoverbaptist.org/

It the funniest site on the net!:)

I saw that before... but not all Christians are like that. As a matter of fact, replace Christian with any religion and they will all have their own "convincing" (brainwashing) answers to those questions.

(on the subject of Evolution)

bahahaha

True, but Christians take it to a whole new level of brainwashing.

Christians: The Kings of Propaganda! If Heaven is where they're going then I'll be quite comfortable in hell, thank you. Karl Marx said it the best when he said, "Religion is simply an opiate of the masses".

:ak47: Christians
:321GFY Religion
:thumbsup to getting laid, getting drunk, and going to hell!

Any questions?

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I think it's because Christians want to recruit everyone... Jews etc want to keep their views within their cliques and don't care if others convert.

They want to recruit everyone because large numbers of "believers" helps justify their beliefs.

10 people with a system of shared beliefs are a cult, but 1 billion people with that same system of shared beliefs are a legitimate religion.

Funny that, huh?

Also, the more people you have the more tithes and offerings you get which in turn means Mo Money Mo Money Mo Money!!!

It's a known fact here in Florida that the largest land owner in the state up until recently was the Catholic Chuch. How did they generate revenues to purchase all this land? From selling Bibles door to door? Nope, its from the money they take from their hard working members. And taxes - what are those? We don't pay no stinking taxes!

Oh yeah! I forgot about that. Greatest scam on earth! People come to you every week and give you money for telling them stories about how they should live their life because they're too stupid to figure it out on their own. If they don't come or don't give money, you make them feel guilty until they do. Then you brainwash their children to ensure that when they grow up and get jobs, they'll come and give you money too!

...and so the cycle continues throughout the ages! Wheeeee....it's fun to be a stupid sheep! :glugglug

The scary part is those are the people who have our right wing congress in thier back pocket :1orglaugh :( :helpme

Don't knock the Christians, as soon as I can come up with a good product, I will be selling it to them. Anyone see the South Park episode where Cartman starts a Christian band?

I would start my own off shoot if I had a little more time and could keep a straight face while I was doing it...

Just congress?

I think you're forgetting executive and judicial branches of government as well

Yes, fellow Christians, believe it or not, even in this day and age, there are still sexual shenanigans occurring between Negroid men and normal women, who are apparently willing to endure an eternity in Hell for an afternoon joyriding on a sex organ of colossal size and stamina.

pretty hilarious site, that landoverbaptist.com...

religion is the best business idea man came up with, and i'm not being sarcastic. it DOES offer something of value to those that are not confident enough to look for strength within themselves. it also offers an outlet for anger/hate. religion is a therapy indeed.

the rabbit

Always a winner :thumbsup