Goldanged "Star Trek" suck-ass merchandise!!!
 

Went to look for some Star Trek t-shirts, bed spreads, towels.

Went to 50 fucking websites including the main ones and saw some of the suck-asseded variety I've ever seen from a main franchise like Star Trek.

There wasn't SHIT to be had. A few t-shirts with character images and that was that.

You'ld figure a franchise like this would have some bad-ass shirts that set the stage on fire, but nooooooo.

But sure as heck, I'll bet if I go to a convention fulla collectibles, everything worth a fuck will be found there so high marked from the original retail price I would have to sell a vital organ for it.

That's what pisses me off about the collectible markets. Cool shit will be issued from some company and these greedy mamma's boys buy up the whole run, then mark up the prices after hoarding them.

At least I can now order my GFY t-shirts and get arrested for wearing profane clothing in public.