Beef on the blackjack table
 

Whats the proper etiquette on the tables?

I always catch beed with grandpa when i dont take one for the table

Any rules ? or proper etiquette?

play your hand, fuck everyone else, only etiquette you need

Don't whip it out and start yelling my cock is massive. :Graucho

xxx is right

fuck grandpa and his social security checks

use up those aces like they were the antidote

Its your money, no one should say shit unless you are playing like a blind man. People usually just need something to blame there losing on most of the time. If its that big of a deal for them to lose a hand, they should have there money on the table.

I always play my own hand. The others wouldn't budge for you, so fuck them!

i believe in following the rules. for instance i would never stay on 16 unless the dealer is showing a 5 or a 6.
some people play each hand differently and just go on their "hunches".. fuck all that- if you ain't gonna play the rules you will get a heap of players leaving the table (if you are lucky) or in most cases..making rude comments.

to each their own of course, but my dealio is to play the rules baby... and that is all i have to say about that :winkwink:

...hit me :glugglug

depends on what table you are playing at and if you stay consistant.

5 dollar hands fuck it, hit on everything if you want.

100 hands, don't fuck around.

also a tip, don;t play big hands on small tables. you play with a lot of people using the rule above

fuck with the cards only when the table is going to hell.

Stick to the basic strategy and thats all you need to do.

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