To cure the Sunday blahs
 

ICQ log from 10 minutes ago:

her: so im a walking ball of garlic
Eve: eat some garlic?
her: i read that olive oil and garlic help fight off yeast infections
her: so i chopped up 4 cloves
her: and added like half a bowl of olive oil
her: and a tomato
her: and ate it
her: and then!
Eve: jeezus thats alot
her: i read that if you put a clove of garlic dipped in
olive oil in your cooter (snicker) overnight
her: it heals it
Eve: ummm
Eve: you gonna try that?
her: heh!
Eve: hahaha
her: maybe
Eve: you'll be queefing garlic for a month
her: hahah
Eve: ROFLMAO
her: its to keep the boys far far away :>
her: i think itll work
Eve: hahaha
her: "hi, hows your day going?" HUGE GARLICY QUEEF! "AHHHH, ILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN!"
Eve: hahahahaha
her: just like that
Eve: nasty
her: very
Eve: i'm logging this by the way
her: but funny!
her: hahahah
her: awsome
her: hahahah
her: awsome
Eve: i should post it to GFY
Eve: sans your name of course
her: go for it
her: hehe
her: as long as you link me
Eve: k
her: oh hey
her: can i get a link to that michael jackson pic?
Eve: http://geoffrey-allen.com/mt/archives/000350.html
her: thanks
Eve: np

can we get that with creamcheese?