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I feel a cold coming on what are some good remedies?

alcohol

sex

smoke a pack of newports

zinc

Vodka :glugglug

Onion sandwhiches and lots of them :glugglug

2 shots of tequila,, u should be good to go

Lots of fresh Tropicana non concentrate orange juice.

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Bukakke works best

Water... tons of it.

I'm a big fan of those Vicks inhalers, they'r shaped like chapstick but when you take the lid off you get this sweet ass hardcore vaporub shit to snort up your nose...

Great shit, I love getting sick because of it :thumbsup

Start taking some echinacea. If you start soon enough, your cold will be gone before it actually hits.

Titmowse's Cure All Soup Recipie:

Ingredients:

One Chicken (I usually get a package of drumsticks myself. The important thing is that you gotta have chicken bones)

One large bunch of fresh turnip greens (this is a mandatory ingredient as is the chicken/bones)

Any other vegetables/stuff you want to add.

Directions:

Boil chicken in pot of water until it is cooked and the meat is easily removed from the bones.

Take the chicken out and remove the meat from the bones Throw away the fat and weird bits if you desire. Then, crack the bones apart and put them back nito the boiling wter. Cover and cook for at least 15 minutes.

Remove the bones and put the chicken back in the pot. Add any other vegetables/seasonings you like (carrots, celery, onions, pepper, salt). Then add the fresh/washed turnip greens.

Cover, lower heat and simmer for an additional half hour.

Eat a bowl every four hours just like medicine.

Sounds Juicyyyyyyyyyyyyyy but one thing I can only cook eggs

Get some shots, go to bed, get some rest, and let it all sweat out m8 :)

hire a juicy professional :winkwink:

And if that doesn't work just double the dose and you should be good!! :thumbsup

Vitamin C cough drops, drinks, chicken noodle soup, DayQuil for day, NyQuil for night. Robitussin just came out with some capsules so you dont have to drink that nasty cough syrup.

echinacea works for me, amazing really, cold either goes away or lasts one day

http://www.zicam.com/


http://www.vnacarenetwork.org/health_tips/cold.shtml

- slowly sip on 2 shots of cognac over a period of a few hours (no more, no less)


- go to sleep early and you will feel great in the am...

6 grams of vitamin c a day

Out of all the responses.. This one is the only one that is even remotely helpful !!

Lotza water dude.. Its about the only thing that will help you now once you are already feeling ill.


Nath

1 x Ibuprofen 400mg every 8 hours
and 5ml Codeine Linctus every 4 hours
Lots and lots of water.

You can also take a Merocaine anaesthetic lozenge every 3 hours to relieve your throat from any irritation.

If things gets any worse, 1 x Klaricid 250mg every 12 hours.

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Garlic, been over 5 years without being sick. They do make oderless pill you can by. I like to eat at least 1 clove a day that just me thou.

Like Holly and LM said, Zinc and Echinacea, lots of water, avoid carbonated drinks....eat an orange or apple twice a day!


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I always drink a lot of water when sick. It helps listen the mucuos and hydrates your cells so that they can fight better.

Whoa Juicy! Follow all of these directions and you'll be one drugged up, fat, drunk with a nose problem and a full bladder! lol

Take a couple of aspirin, go to bed early and drag on a couple of extra blankets. Sweat all you can. You'll either be better or have a cold when you wake up. :winkwink:

Zicam (and a blond adult actress who swallows, thus cleaning out virus out of your pipes:-))

Dave
www.davecummings.com

Get some robitussin cough gels and take at least 10 of them. Your throat will feel great and you won't give a fuck that you're sick. Every once in a while I take 20 of them, just cause I've been off everything else for about 6 months and it keeps me sane. :thumbsup