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Steve 11-21-2003 07:22 PM

Religiuos E-Mail
 
anybody else get this? or was this a sincere attempt to "save my soul"?

Quote:

If you dont have God in your life you have nothing.

If you are not saved do it now do not put it off another day.


Say, "Oh God, save my soul. I'm so sorry that I have
sinned against you, but I have come home. I will
serve you, Lord, the rest of my life. Deliver me
from all my sinful habits. Set me free! I do believe
Jesus died on Calvary for me, and I believe in His
blood, that there is power in His blood to wash away
all my sins, all my sins!" Say, "Come into my heart,
Jesus; come on in, Jesus. Come on in!"

If you meant it, He has come. If you meant it,
Jesus is yours. Start reading your Bible, pray daily
and believe that somebody's listening; His name is
Jesus

Make plans while you still can contact a local church or prayer hotline.

Shooter 11-21-2003 07:25 PM

[a sermon about the Movementarians] "This so called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Let us say the Lord's prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate."

nofx 11-21-2003 07:27 PM

see, even jesus spams

Shooter 11-21-2003 07:28 PM

Anyone have the link to Jon from The Wetlands site that like charged people to repent? :1orglaugh


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