The most degrading day you ever had...
 

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I met this girl through a friend. I knew she was a dirty arse hooker but my mate said 'look take her out for a few drinks she fucks for free you wont regret it'.

I took her out and she didnt want to drink she just said lets go back to your place and fuck. I had known her for half hour max and was not paying her.

I was fucking her for 3 hours maybe more my cock was as sore as one of dugmors models a holes...she would not let me stop...I finally could not go anymore...the room was lit low and I heard her scrambling about on the floor looking for her bag...all of a sudden a fucking huge dildo with lights on the inside reared into view....I heard her say "Do you have any porno flicks I need to rub one off"....


She degraded me......

hey man...at least she didn't want to use the dildo on you!!

did I say she didnt?:moon :Oh crap :zzwhip

hmmm...well...at least you fucked her for three hours...so count your lucky stars :glugglug

god damn that's cold, sorry bro

ok someone else come out with a worse one? anyone? please?:helpme

I had a buddy that made out with a tranny once...is that worse?

Why do you feel threatened by a vibrator?

I was the hooker...

did he go the full way? I have done that shit as well but only did tongues before sliding my hand down the front and finding the lunch box....

hey...that's that song by concrete blond, right?

hmmm...the key, I think, is to judge the size of the voice box...that will keep you out of trouble :glugglug

She (he) looked like Naomi Campbell..actually come to think if it she (he) did sound like Barry White........

You kissed a man?

Fuck I really dont know what to say...... Maybe you should have called your buddy and tag teamed the bitch. BTW go see your doctor and check if you got any souveniors from that 3 hour romp.

man I bagged the fucker up to the max....there was more protection on the man downstairs than is surrounding George Bush...

I didnt realise it was a man at the time...it didnt last long...matter of seconds....